Hell's Kitchen
Hell's Kitchen

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Montykins: B+ | 261 USERS: B-
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Screw Your Courage to the [BLEEP]ing Post

Red kitchen. Chef Ramsay spots Tiffany dumping food out of a pan and putting garnish in it without cleaning it. Chef Ramsay does not like her using a dirty pan. Barbie informs us that there are two million sauté pans in there, so there's no excuse for not grabbing a clean one.

Chef Ramsay calls out two orders to the blue kitchen, and they both include two sea bass. But Clemenza doesn't hear them quite right and (he claims) gets confused by Justin yapping at him and the result is that he thinks the first order has only one sea bass. There's the usual round of confusion, and when Clemenza claims to have the other sea bass, Chef Ramsay calls him a lying bastard. He concludes his tirade with, "I will [BLEEP] nail you to the [BLEEP] post!" Every well-stocked kitchen has a [BLEEP] post.

The red team, meanwhile, is almost done with their entrees. But some raw potatoes get sent back so everybody has to come poke them for Chef Ramsay's entertainment. He claims that Kimmie's given up and that Tiffany doesn't care. I think it's more likely that they're not competent to work in a kitchen at this level, but I guess Ramsay could be right. Dana smugly informs us that she warned Tiffany five hours earlier that the potatoes were crunchy. We do see a flashback in which she says they're not done. Then we see them sniping at each other in the kitchen, because that's always an exciting change of pace on this show.

Blue team. Justin has some meat. They're slightly overcooked, which makes Robyn very happy. He tells Chef Ramsay that it's going to be another six minutes, which does not make him happy. People in the dining room complain about not getting their food promptly, which can't come as a surprising development.

Kimmie snipes at Tiffany. The female sous-chef tells Tiffany she's the sloppiest chef she's ever seen and throws her out of the kitchen. Dana works on the potatoes, which are still crunchy. She adds cream and puts them in the oven. She does it again and again but they won't be done. It's the last table! Dana's final word: "I told her they were mad crunchy, dude." Man, who talks like that?

Blue kitchen. Chef Ramsay gets bored while waiting for some fish so he makes everybody line up for abuse. Brian admits in an interview that his fish wasn't cooked. The blue team gets thrown out as a group. And only one day before retirement. I mean, um, one table before the finish.

Hell's Kitchen

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