Hell's Kitchen
Hell's Kitchen

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Montykins: B+ | 258 USERS: B-
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Screw Your Courage to the [BLEEP]ing Post

Up in the dorm, Justin and Clemenza snarl at each other about that time Clemenza missed a fish order.

Chef Ramsay has Sous Chef Scott finish out the blue team's service. This mostly takes the form of Scott pointing to the New York Strips that are already out and resting.

The red kitchen also gets its final table out of the way. Chef Ramsay tells them, "Switch off, clear down, and [BLEEP] off." The red team's spirits lift when they discover that the blue team got kicked out, because they figure they probably won't be the losing team this time.

Post-dinner shouting. Chef Ramsay tears up the comment cards, which means they won't affect the result. Not that they ever do. He says it was the most shocking dinner service yet. I've said this before, but I think Gordon Ramsay has a dangerously low shock threshold. He accuses the blue team of not caring, then dwells on the red team's raw potatoes and lobster. There's no winning team. Dana wails in an interview that she's confused and wants someone to tell her what's going on. She should have watched this show before, because this is not exactly an unprecedented result.

Anyway, both teams are sent off to pick two candidates each. They're probably going to be Justin and Clemenza from the blue team and Kimmie and Tiffany from the red team. But we're only 39 minutes in, so let's watch the negotiations!

Back to the dorms. Justin nominates Robyn for the squash blossoms. Robyn says they were his dish, and he didn't help her. She says he set her up for failure by not making all the blossoms the same size. Clemenza tells us that he wants to send Justin home because of some half-baked (ha! Cooking term!) idea of strategy.

So the final tally on the blue team is that Justin and Brian voted for Robyn, Robyn voted for Justin, and Clemenza wasn't going to vote for himself, so the final two are Justin and Robyn.

Dana votes for Tiffany because of the potatoes and Barbie for no clear reason. Kimmie's reason for voting for Barbie is that she was slow during prep. And she had an attitude. Dana blames the "looks" Barbie gives people. Barbie objects to this in an interview in which she gives some hilarious faces. Tiffany says she doesn't care, but she votes for Kimmie and Barbie. Christina votes for Tiffany and then falls into a bunch of bleeping.

Oh, we're back to the blue team. I thought they were done, but Justin still has a vote to give and decides on Clemenza. Clemenza starts babbling excuses.

Hell's Kitchen

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