Given that Barbie is now working, you'd think Kimmie would lay off, except she turns up the sarcasm, enough so that Christina has to come out all "GOD SHUT UP" because seriously, Kimmie, shut up.

We watch a deathly dull "Bryan likes the really steep waterslide" montage, and then it's back to the kitchen, with trays of peppercorns that need to be ground, fryers that need their oil replaced, and potatoes that need peeling, and the women are too exhausted or perhaps even conscious to acknowledge the return of Blue, who seem a little tuckered out from all that sun and sliding themselves.

But after Red thinks they're done -- I assume everyone else finds it as hilarious as I do that Tiffany doesn't stop smoking even when she's in a hot tub -- there's another truck outside, honking impatiently. A surly Red team musters the energy to go outside, but it turns out to just be a single, small box that's addressed to everyone. The music amps up and there is much speculation and fretting from the contestants, like it's not going to be ANTHRAX for god's sake (side note: why not anthrax?). Then there is shrieking when the box is opened, and we go to commercial...

...and find out it's an iPad, so you can certainly understand what ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT.

Anyway, they play a video of Ramsay who hopes they're having a wonderful time in the dorms before outlining how they're about to get crazy: tomorrow night's dinner service will be Red menu versus Blue menu, and they have one hour to come up with three appetizers, three entrees, and three desserts.