Hell's Kitchen

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You Wanna See Crazy?!

Outside the kitchen, Christina jumps into the truck and takes charge of the paperwork, checking each item off the list and making sure everything's there. This has the side effect of making the other chefs do all the box-carrying. Sure, the other chefs are all the men, but they still notice how she avoided doing any heavy lifting. Also, Matt is eye-rollingly disgusted by the idea of rotating stock so the new stuff goes to the back.

In Las Vegas, Corey and Jen are impressed by the suite. It looks pretty nice, but we cut back almost instantly to the kitchen, where Christina is jogging backwards in front of the men on the way out to the trucks. Matt is a big whiny baby who's racking up the bleeps, and they eventually get out to the truck, where they have to get two bags of ice each. Matt complains constantly, saying he wants to be sent home, until Christina calls him on his lousy attitude. He responds just about as you'd expect: "Shut up, Christina." In an interview, he expands on that theme, calling her a "whiny little [bleep]". Man. Dude doesn't like carrying ice, I guess. Not his thing.

Back from his interview, Matt is just sullenly glaring at the other three chefs in the kitchen. "[bleep] all of you guys," he spits, which mostly just prompts laughter and disbelief. That's our Matt! Bobby is practically delighted, saying "Matty's on the warpath! I'm giving Matty fifty feet for about five, ten minutes!" He may be giving Matt fifty feet, but he's needling him from fifty-one feet away.

In Las Vegas, Jen and Corey meet Rock and Terra Verde, which I guess is the place he won. His jacket says "Head Chef Terra Verde", which is nice. Rock emphasizes that Chef Ramsay is looking for "a future chef", not "the best cook". Interesting spin. I don't fully understand it, but it's interesting.

The next morning, Matt is babbling on about how it's game on and he has confidence in himself and darn it, people like him. Christina rolls her eyes and tells him to knock it off because he's driving everyone crazy. She tells him he should close his mouth sometimes, to which he responds with the Number One Comeback of the fourth grade: "No, you should close your mouth sometimes." Zing!

Corey and Jen return. Christina tells Corey that Matt went [bleep] crazy, so Matt says "You wanna see [bleep] crazy? This is [bleep] crazy!" and kind of vaguely hits his forehead. I'm pretty sure he's trying to imitate Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon, where he was imitating Curly from the Three Stooges. But it doesn't come off at all. Then he fake-cries, leading to Christina commenting that he's kind of getting scary. There are a lot of shots of Matt fondling knives, but all chefs do that.

Hell's Kitchen

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