Hell's Kitchen

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Montykins: B | 992 USERS: C+
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Two hours into the service (at 8:00, which I think means they started earlier than usual), the red team has twelve tickets left and the blue team has ten. Blah blah blah crabcakes. Matt's burger's are too small, because they've been on the fire too long, and Chef Ramsay is unhappy, instructing Bobby to make Matt do it right. Jen is in charge of shouting at the red team and answering Chef Ramsay's questions. There is more high-fiving, but Chef Ramsay does not approve. No jolliness! No celebrating! The other team is winning! Plus, he hates Ben! And Matt!

Now there's a montage of people shouting encouragement. Louross! Jen! Christina! Craig brings Chef Ramsay a meatball instead of a clam! Oh no! Here's the spaghetti with clam! But it's raw! Oops! How long on the replacement? Craig doesn't answer! More shouting! A minute! But the women are done! The red team wins! Jen is pleased! Too many exclamation points! New paragraph!

The women are sent over to help the blue team, who are reluctant to accept the help. Shayna says "What do you need?" and Craig says "I got it". Repeat about twenty times. Craig does not answer when Chef Ramsay wants to know how long will be, and then he kind of snaps, throwing a pan and shouting, "It's coming up right now! [bleep] question!" Jen informs him, "You got some attitude, son."

The service is over, and Chef Ramsay liked Jen the best. The men lost, and Ramsay heaps abuse on Craig, then leads Ben down the primrose path: "Ben. What you've done and your ambitions. You do seriously surprise me." Ben gets a bit puffed up: "Thank you, chef. I was hoping you'd see that. I mean, I give it all I got. Give you a hundred and ten." Chef Ramsay continues: "You surprise me to how [bleep] you are." Ben: "Oh. Thank you." Craig is gleeful that he's not the only whipping boy. Chef Ramsay continues, "I was expecting more. Hey! Maybe you shouldn't have quit your [bleep] day job so early."

Bobby is named best of the worst because he makes Ramsay feel safe in the kitchen. He will be selecting two nominees. Upstairs, Vanessa is back with some news: she has to see a plastic surgeon on Monday. Yow! And her right hand is completely bandaged and splinted. Wow, that sucks.

Hell's Kitchen

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