Melissa slows up her team, and after Ramsay goes off on her saying, "You've turned into a right little bitch -- WAKE UP!" he appoints Jen as the Red Team's leader. Josh tries to send cold sauce with the fish, but Ramsay shouts it back. And as if Melissa hasn't already screwed up enough, she discovers that the water-bathed zabaglione has fallen into the water and is now ruined. Running to the next team, Melissa tries to beg some of their sauce but Brad tells her he needs all of it. Ramsay finds her in the Blue kitchen and screams her out, saying, "Piss off with you, you little sabotage!" He makes her whip up a brand new zabaglione. All the guests are finally served and Ramsay presents the happy couple with a totally unnecessary Green Valley Ranch commercial in the form of a honeymoon suite.

Ramsay decides the Red Team totally bit it and tells Jen to choose her sacrificial lambs, although, if she picks Melissa, it's more like mutton. Jen struggles over her decision but finally sends up Melissa and Bonnie. I have to say that although Melissa screwed up all over the place and is CLEARLY the most incredibly obnoxious contestant this year, I was going to miss all the drama if she was sent home. Therefore, I was thrilled when Ramsay asks for Melissa's coat -- Jen is heard to whisper, "Oh, thank god." -- and then says, "You, Madam, are going to the men's team." He gives her a blue coat and tells her to shape up. Turning to Bonnie -- and if you didn't see this coming, you haven't watched the last two seasons -- he sends her back to her team. No one is going home tonight. Ramsay's reasoning for this move is that Melissa has shown herself to be such a good chef, he has to give her one more chance. Poor Rock. He's going to absolutely lose it. I can't wait.