Back in Hell, the Blues recycle. But then! In a twist! Rock is called to the photo shoot! Gasp! I wonder if they changed their mind and decided he needed to be prettied up and posed as well! Poor Rock. He arrives at the shoot and just stands there, waiting for the other clog to drop. The girls eye him and wonder what he's doing there. Anyone who couldn't predict this turn of events hasn't watched enough seasons of this show. Was it last season that a contestant -- all smelly from something -- was dispatched to the photo shoot to dispense Champagne to the winners? Saying that he'd "rather be complete from start to finish," Ramsay asks Rock to take out a bin of trash FROM THE PHOTO SHOOT and recycle it. Bonnie sympathetically groans, "No way!" through a mouthful of lipstick, food, and Champagne. Not done with his torment, Ramsay asks what stinks. It's Rock. Ramsay offers Rock a sandwich for his journey, but Rock turns him down, saying, "I'm great, I'm full of bullshit already." Seriously, poor Rock. However, do you think he brought it on himself? If he hadn't bitched so much about their loss and punishment, I doubt they would have sent him. It wouldn't have been dramatic enough. I wonder if they would have sent Melissa instead, just so she could see exactly what girly stuff she was missing out on by moving to the Blues. Wielding kitchen equipment, like pizza cutters and electric mixers, the Reds are posed around Ramsay like Charlie's Angels. Someone really should have been holding a crème brûlée torch. After Ramsay tells Jen to watch where she's "rolling that pizza cutter," we see the finished In Touch cover, and I'm sort of disappointed they didn't slap "Hell's Bitches?" over it.
Episode Report CardKeckler: B- | 734 USERS: B-
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