Hell's Kitchen

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
6-13 Weecap	Whistler While You Work Three Chefs Compete; Two Chefs to Winner - The last three contestants compete to make it to Whistler, and it's not a big surprise that Ariel is the first one out.	2009.10.13 2009.10.14	B	Angel Cohn
6-12 Weecap	Polenta Tower! 4 Chefs Compete - Four chefs who hate vegetarians make vegetarian meals for eighty children who hate vegetables. And hilarity, as usual, ensues!	2009.10.06 2009.10.07	A-	Montykins
6-11 Weecap	The Risotto Wizard 5 Chefs Compete - The best five chefs this season struggle to barely complete a service. Bad news for Whistler!	2009.09.30 2009.09.30	C-	Montykins
6-10 Weecap	The Lettuce-Burning Incident 7 Chefs Compete - A two-hour episode that doesn't even try to pretend it's not just two regular episodes stuck together sees two chefs go home for bad halibut.	2009.09.22 2009.09.23	B+	Montykins
6-9 Weecap	Holy Crocamole! 8 Chefs Compete - It's French night at Hell's Kitchen! Therefore, please pretend that all the [bleep]s are the word "merde." Merci.	2009.09.08 2009.09.09	C+	Montykins
6-8 Weecap	The Shouting of the Chefs 9 Chefs Compete - It's possible that Tennille shouts at the camera even more than Chef Ramsay shouts at the chefs!	2009.09.01 2009.09.02	B	Montykins
6-7 Weecap	Chefzapoppin! 10 Chefs Compete - Chefs who are customers sit at chef's tables in the kitchen so the chefs who are contestants can make food while being yelled at by the chef who's the host.	2009.08.25 2009.08.26	C	Montykins
6-6 Weecap	Sheer Heart Attack 11 Chefs Compete - Robert starts having chest pains and may have to quit Hell's Kitchen! Note: this is not a rerun.	2009.08.18 2009.08.19	C-	Montykins
6-5 Weecap	Kitchenpocalypse! 12 Chefs Compete - One team completes their entire service before the other team sends out a single entree. Guess which team loses!	2009.08.11 2009.08.12	B-	Montykins
6-4 Weecap	Farewell, My Lovely 13 Chefs Compete - Hey! More shouting, more cooking and more cursing! Then someone goes home. Also, a few off-color jokes about sausages. Enjoy!	2009.08.04 2009.08.05	B+	Montykins
6-3 Weecap	Fire in the (A-)Hole 14 Chefs Compete - Joseph flips his shit and gets eliminated pretty much immediately, followed by Tony. Robert joins the Blue Team before the remaining contestants compete in a carbolicious cook-off for some starving firefighters. The red team stages a serious comeback in both services, but it's not enough to save them from the fact that they're still crap. And yet no one goes home in the end. Donuts!	2009.07.28 2009.07.29	B	Lady Lola
6-2 Weecap	It's Raw, Dog! 15 Chefs Compete - If you're trying to get on Hell's Kitchen, here's a tip: claim to be someone with a small amount of cooking talent and an anger management problem. They apparently love people like that.	2009.07.22	B	Montykins
6-1 Weecap	Calm Down, and Let's Cook Some Carrots 16 Chefs Compete - A new batch of donuts shows up, and two of them are sent packing. And Robert is back in the mix, which makes all the viewers very sad.	2009.07.21 2009.07.22	A-	Montykins
5-15 Weecap	Fish on the Walls The Winner is Chosen - Two chefs enter. One chef leaves. Then they all vanish from everyone's memory surprisingly quickly.	2009.05.14 2009.05.15	B	Montykins
5-14 Weecap	What Happened to the Cooking? 2 Chefs Compete - Danny and Paula plan their restaurants and fly to Atlantic City and back. There is a tragic lack of cursing.	2009.05.07 2009.05.08	D-	Montykins
5-13 Weecap	Revenge of the Downtrodden 3 Chefs Compete - It's time for the contestants to work the pass. Which one will be a bossy loudmouth? Hint: it's the bossy loudmouth!	2009.04.30 2009.05.01	A-	Montykins
5-12 Weecap	A Farewell to Loudmouths 4 Chefs Compete - A bunch of cooking happens and then someone gets sent home. Hey! This wasn't the shocking, unpredictable episode we were promised!	2009.04.23 2009.04.24	B+	Montykins
5-11 Weecap	You Gotta Have Heart! 5 Chefs Compete - In a Shocking Twist, a contestant goes home early for health reasons and then nobody gets sent home at the end of the episode. It's only the second time this season!	2009.04.16 2009.04.17	C-	Montykins
5-10 Weecap	The Incompetence! It Burns! 6 Chefs Compete - We're down to the top six competitors. The cream of the crop. The best of the best. They're very bad at cooking.	2009.04.09 2009.04.10	D+	Montykins
5-9 Weecap	And Please! Make It Extra Poached! 7 Chefs Compete - The chefs get to screw up their own menus instead of Chef Ramsay's for a while. The results are pretty much the same.	2009.04.02 2009.04.03	C	Montykins
5-8 Weecap	A Farewell to Nitwits 9 Chefs Compete - Some idiots shout at each other and cook some food and then shout at each other some more. Two of them are sent home. And Eric McCormack enjoys some tasty lamb.	2009.03.26 2009.03.27	C-	Montykins
5-7 Weecap	I Bet J Didn't Like That! 10 Chefs Compete - Gordon Ramsay is in a worse mood than usual, sending one chef home in the middle of dinner service and telling another "You're next". Also, Lacey feels put-upon.	2009.03.19 2009.03.20	B+	Montykins
5-6 Weecap	The Return of Francisco 11 Chefs Compete - It's time for a bar mitzvah in Hell's Kitchen! For some reason, that seems even weirder than a wedding reception.	2009.03.12 2009.03.13	C-	Montykins
5-5 Weecap	The Case of the Hungry Sumo Wrestlers 12 Chefs Compete - After Asian-fusion is more "Asian" than "Fusion", the chefs crash and burn on dinner service.	2009.03.05 2009.03.06	B	Montykins
5-4 Weecap	What Happened to the Sabotage? 13 Chefs Compete - After a challenge in which football players prove as good at chanting as cheerleaders, service goes very poorly for everyone. Except for Montykins, because Seth is finally gone!	2009.02.26 2009.02.27	B	Montykins
5-3 Weecap	Cow Cow Boogie 14 Chefs Compete - Delicious steaks come from happy cows and frightened, nervous chefs.	2009.02.19 2009.02.20	B-	Montykins
5-2 Weecap	All About Scallops! 15 Chefs Compete - Both teams actually serve food to all of their customers. It's surprising how rarely that happens!	2009.02.05 2009.02.06	B	Montykins
5-1 Weecap	It's Back! 16 Chefs Compete - Yelling, cursing, risotto, someone's dreams get destroyed, and the worst cooks are the biggest jerks. You know the drill.	2009.01.29 2009.01.30	B+	Montykins
4-15 Weecap	The Final Showdown Day 15 - Matt and Jen are back! And they're pretty much exactly as you remember them.	2008.07.08 2008.07.09	B	Montykins
4-14 Weecap	Flashbacky! Day 14 - The chefs jet to New York and show us a million clips. Also in this episode: pretty much nothing.	2008.07.01 2008.07.02	C-	Montykins
4-13 Weecap	Sorry, Corey 3 Chefs Compete - Haim and Feldman can induct a new member to the "Reality TV Has-Beens Named Corey" club, after this Corey shows insufficient leadership skills.	2008.06.24 2008.06.25	B	Lady Lola
4-12 Weecap	Contents May Be Hot Day 12 - What's scarier: a herd of pregnant women or a hot pot handle? Wait, what do you mean "Neither one"? That wasn't an option!	2008.06.18	B+	Montykins
4-11 Weecap	Dis-missed! Day 11 - Beautiful ladies and delicious food. Also shouting and threatening, because what would we do without those?	2008.06.10 2008.06.11	A-	Montykins
4-10 Weecap	You Wanna See Crazy?! Day 10 - How annoying does a guy have to be to get thrown off a reality show these days?	2008.06.03 2008.06.04	A+	Montykins
4-9 Weecap	More of the Same Day 9 - How about if we let the chefs make their own menu? Will that help them at all? Oh. I guess not.	2008.05.27 2008.05.28	D+	Montykins
4-8 Weecap	Jen-uinely Annoying Day 8 - It's Critic's Night, which has almost nothing to do with the episode, in which Jen gets shouty and annoying.	2008.05.20 2008.05.21	C-	Montykins
4-7 Weecap	The Rivalry Day 7 - I hope you like rivalries between two unlikable guys! The good news is, one of them goes home!	2008.05.13 2008.05.14	B	Montykins
4-6 Weecap	Sparkle-licious Day 6 - Matt screws up and mopes around and everyone on his team hates him. Clearly, Shayna should go home. What?	2008.05.06 2008.05.07	B-	Montykins
4-5 Weecap	Pizza is Delicious Day 5 - High-end pizza delivered in a low-end vehicle. Hijinx ensue. Oh, and there's some cooking.	2008.04.29 2008.04.30	B	Montykins
4-4 Weecap	You Know, For Kids! Day 4 - With the menu changed to appeal to kids, that should make things easier, right? Tell that to Craig. And Ben. And Matt.	2008.04.22 2008.04.23	B	Montykins
4-3 Weecap	Day 3 Day 3 - So if I understand this show correctly, if you learn to dissect a chicken, that means you won't have to pick a peck of pickled peppers and then that somehow ties in to soufflés? Or something?	2008.04.15 2008.04.16	A-	Montykins
4-2 Weecap	Day 2 Day 2 - Halibuts get filleted and super-yachts get enjoyed. But do customers get served? Well, yes, but they also get whacked on the head by a chair.	2008.04.08 2008.04.09	B	Montykins
4-1 Weecap	One Contestant Goes Missing One Contestant Goes Missing - And we're off! The Black Gordon Ramsay is no match for the regular one, and people still cannot cook risotto or scallops.	2008.04.01 2008.04.02	B+	Montykins
3-11 Weecap	Day 10, Part II Day 10, Part II - Rock wins and Bonnie doesn't, but it really took way too long to get to that point.	2007.08.13 2007.08.14	D	Keckler
3-10 Weecap	Day 10, Part I Day 10, Part I - Bonnie and Rock plan out their restaurants for the actual (and hopefully clip-less) finale and compete against each other in a signature dish taste-off.	2007.08.06 2007.08.07	F	Keckler
3-9 Weecap	Day 9 Day 9 - After cooking for their mothers and taking their turns being Ramsay at the pass, Jen is sent home, and Rock and fucking Bonnie move forward to the finals.	2007.07.30 2007.07.31	C	Keckler
3-8 Weecap	Day 8 Day 8 - Day 8 (which goes on for several days) brings us a visit with Heather (last year's winner), Josh's eviction from the kitchen in the middle of service, and Julia's high point as she wins a challenge and her low point as she is ultimately eliminated. But her new knowledge of how to use a bidet will serve her well at culinary school.	2007.07.23 2007.07.24	A-	LTG
3-7 Weecap	Day 7 Day 7 - The night's service includes the challenge of cooking new menu items, and while the Reds manage to hold it together fairly well, the Blues really lose it and Brad goes home.	2007.07.16 2007.07.16	C	Keckler
3-6 Weecap	Day 6 Day 6 - Even though the Reds were one teammate down, they still rocked the kitchen in both competitions. Ramsay can't make up his mind who sucked the most on the Blue team, but ends up sending Melissa and her progressively nappy Amber Waves of Annoying home.	2007.07.09 2007.07.09	B-	Keckler
3-5 Weecap	Day 5 Day 5 - "The contestants cook for a wedding party and while Melissa screws up practically everything that could be screwed up, Ramsay keeps her and switches her to the other team. No one goes home tonight."	2007.07.02 2007.07.02	A+	Keckler
3-4 Weecap	Day 4 Day 4 - After a blind taste test and another abysmal dinner service, Ramsay finally gets rid of Vinnie and the ego he rode in on.	2007.06.25 2007.06.25	A+	Keckler
3-3 Weecap	Day 3 Day 3 - After serving breakfast to a few good men and women, Aaron lands in the hospital with a "serious illness," and a dinner service garnished with deadly crab sends Joanna home.	2007.06.18 2007.06.18	A-	Keckler
3-2 Weecap	Day 2 Day 2 - Aaron is seriously falling apart. He gets out of a prep challenge by whimpering, he passes out with his eyes open, and he screws up his tableside deboning assignment. Yet, he's still here. The Girls rock the dinner service and, after the Boys are thrown out of the kitchen, end up taking over their responsibilities as well. Eddie, the proverbial "small fish," is thrown back.	2007.06.11 2007.06.11	C+	Keckler
3-1 Weecap	Day 1 Day 1 - Two contestants cry -- one of them twice -- and fried eggs bring down an entire team. Ramsay's got a new food insult, and it's pretty awesome.	2007.06.04 2007.06.04	C+	Keckler