Hell's Kitchen

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
11-11 Weecap	Michael, If This Is a Lecture on How We're All Supposed to Whatever and Blah-blah-blah… Season 11 - 9 Chefs Compete - Oh, Michael. Your exit was so pedestrian.	2013.05.14 2013.05.15	B-	Daniel
11-10 Weecap	Burn After Feeding 10 Chefs Compete - Honestly, if national security means depending on the Hell's Kitchen crew to feed the military, start preparing for the nuclear winter right now.	2013.05.13 2013.05.14	C+	Daniel
11-9 Weecap	I'm Going to Take You by Surprise and Tell You I Despiiiise… Amanda Season 11 - 12 Chefs Compete - It's that special time in a girl's life when she becomes a young woman, and who better to share that with than a Scottish chef cursing out his inept kitchen staff?	2013.05.07 2013.05.08	C+	Daniel
11-7 Weecap	Steak Me Home Tonight Season 11 - 13 Chefs Compete - This time next week, we're not going to remember Jacqueline even existed.	2013.05.01 2013.05.06	B	Daniel
11-7 Weecap	Today Ramsay Settled All Family Business, So Don't Tell Him You're Innocent, Barret 14 Chefs Compete - Dan's riding high after being praised by Ramsay, and grinds his teammates' noses in it. In retrospect, perhaps a different approach would have been wiser.	2013.04.23 2013.04.24	B-	Daniel
11-6 Weecap	Dan the Caucasian Asian Season 11: 15 Chefs Compete - Ramsay puts four chefs on probation, which is so super-scary that they get their jackets back immediately after doing one thing right.	2013.04.16 2013.04.17	B-	Daniel
11-5 Weecap	Ray of Sunshine Season 11 - 16 Chefs Compete, Part 2 - Jeremy gets sent home for being useless and possibly a danger to himself and others. And after a disastrous dinner service, we're expected to believe Ramsay might send four chefs home at once.	2013.04.10	C+	Daniel
11-4 Weecap	Slaves to the Grind 16 Chefs Compete, Part 1 - Jeremy collapses due to the exertion of the punishment handed out when Blue loses another challenge, and then visits the most irresponsible doctor in America, apparently.	2013.04.02 2013.04.04	C-	Daniel
11-3 Weecap	I Feel Like Salmonella Tonight, Like Salmonella Tonight Season 11: 17 Chefs Compete - Blue team wins its first dinner service, by virtue of stinking less than Red. Jacqueline almost kills a person! (A diner, and not someone who deserves it, like Dan.)	2013.03.26 2013.03.27	B	Daniel
11-2 Weecap	Lobster? Hardly Know ‘Er! 19 Chefs Compete - The Red team, not content to enjoy a victory, snipe at each other to the extent that Gina just winds up quitting. We fail to see the downside.	2013.03.19 2013.03.20	B-	Daniel
11-1/2 Weecap	20 Chefs Compete 20 Chefs Compete - One day, cheftestants will arrive in Hell's Kitchen already knowing how to make scallops, risotto and Wellington. That day is not today.	2013.03.12 2013.03.13	B-	Daniel
10-20 Weecap	Hard to Handle The Winner Is Chosen - Justin wrangles Clemenza as best he can, but Christina's got a higher degree of difficulty with Robyn on her team. Plus even Dana lets her down. But in the end, it's Christina who walks through victor's door to win the Vegas job.	2012.09.10 2012.09.11	B+	Daniel
10-19 Weecap	We Paid to See Penn and Teller, Dammit 2 Chefs Compete - Ramsay cuts Dana, so Justin and Christina lounge around Vegas for a long time and then pick their teams for the final dinner service.	2012.09.04 2012.09.04	C+	Daniel
10-18 Weecap	Time to Kick Some Pass Season 10, 4 Chefs Compete - We get the profit-margin challenge and the chefs take turns running the pass. We don't find out who's going to be in the final, but we do know Barbie ain't one of them.	2012.08.27 2012.08.28	B+	Daniel
10-17 Weecap	Now That's a Crappy Meatball! 5 Chefs Compete - Time runs out for Clemenza, because if the Italian can't make chicken parm and screws up Italian Night, you probably don't want him leading your kitchen.	2012.08.21 2012.08.22	B-	Daniel
10-16 Weecap	Back in Black 6 Chefs Compete - Returning chefs come back, hoping not to seem like losers anymore. Fortunately for them: Robyn.	2012.08.13 2012.08.14	B+	Daniel
10-15 Weecap	Fifty Shades of Risotto 7 Chefs Compete - With the black jackets on the line, Red steps up and Blue falls apart.	2012.07.24 2012.07.25	B+	Daniel
10-14 Weecap	Southern Discomfort 7 Chefs Compete - Both teams stink more than ever before. Nice work, dummies.	2012.07.23 2012.07.24	A+	Montykins
10-13 Weecap	Screw Your Courage to the [BLEEP]ing Post 8 Chefs Compete - The chefs are unable to cook their own dishes, which is, of course, everybody's fault but their own.	2012.07.17 2012.07.18	B+	Montykins
10-12 Weecap	No Accounting for Taste 9 Chefs Compete - Justin gets the first every perfect score in the taste-test, and the teams compete to see who can create the least gross menu.	2012.07.16 2012.07.17	C+	Daniel
10-11 Weecap	Contend It Like Beckham 10 Chefs Compete - Red shines when a dashing footballer shows up to sit at their chef's table, while Blue is so terrible that even Tiffany feels superior.	2012.07.09 2012.07.10	B-	Daniel
10-10 Weecap	Burns, Baby, Burns 11 Chefs Compete, Part 2 - Kimmie and Robyn come close to blows, and Red completely falls apart. And Blue STILL can't beat them.	2012.07.03 2012.07.04	B-	Daniel
10-9 Weecap	Burns, Baby, Burns 11 Chefs Compete, Part 1 - Everyone hates everyone else and no one is eliminated.	2012.07.02 2012.07.03	C-	Daniel
10-8 Weecap	Things Fall Apart 12 Chefs Compete - Royce's "hair and lobster crap" fusion dish wows the judges about as much as you'd expect.	2012.06.26 2012.06.27	B-	Daniel
10-7 Weecap	Clemenza Clemency 13 Chefs Compete Part 2 of 2 - Both teams manage to complete Fashion Night dinner service, and the models somehow manage not to fall madly in love with the drooling idiots in the Blue kitchen.	2012.06.25 2012.06.26	B	Daniel
10-6 Weecap	No-Spice Girls 13 Chefs Compete Part 1 of 2 - The chefs cook for some fashion-industry types, who demand everything be elegant. Because when you think of Clemenza and Kimmie, Royce and Tiffany, you think elegance.	2012.06.19 2012.06.20	B	Daniel
10-5 Weecap	Too Many Cooks Spoil the Wrath 14 Chefs Compete - It's the first-ever Mexican night in Hell's Kitchen! No es bueno.	2012.06.18 2012.06.19	B	Daniel
10-4 Weecap	Blood on the Blender Season 10, 15 Chefs Compete - The challenge proves that the chefs can really, really cook (well, except for Robyn and Barbie), but Ramsay kicks chefs out of the kitchen during dinner service like they ran over his dog.	2012.06.12 2012.06.13	B	Daniel
10-3 Weecap	I Fought the Cod, and the Cod Won Season 10, 16 Chefs Compete - There are firefighters and marines in the dining room tonight, so any chef who screws up hates America!	2012.06.11 2012.06.12	B-	Daniel
10-2 Weecap	A Shucking Disgrace 17 Chefs Compete - Everyone hates each other and everything is awful and it really won’t be long before someone starts waving a gun around in the dorms.	2012.06.05 2012.06.06	B-	Daniel
10-1 Weecap	Happy Anniversary, You Bunch of [Censored] 18 Chefs Compete - Ramsay celebrates the tenth season and his 125th dinner service by screaming at a crew of bums who don't get a single entrée out.	2012.06.04 2012.06.05	B-	Daniel
9-15/16 Weecap	I'm Kind of A Big Deal 4 Chefs Compete/Winner Chosen - Tommy’s knocked out first, then Elise (in a semi-shocker), making it Paul vs. Will in the final. Little brother vs. big brother. Big Deal vs. Big Stubble. But even better, Not-Elise vs. Not-Elise!	2011.09.19 2011.09.20	A	Daniel
9-13 Weecap	All Elise Is Saying Is Give Elise a Chance 5 Chefs Compete Again - Jennifer feels awkward about confessing her crush on Paul since she didn't get eliminated. Well, that won't be a problem after tonight.	2011.09.12 2011.09.13	B-	Daniel
9-13 Weecap	Paul Is Adorable, Like a Non-Blue Smurf Season 9: 5 Chefs Compete - Will: It's one thing when you're cooking. But when you're eating at a nice restaurant? Take off your gross sweat-stained baseball hat.	2011.09.05 2011.09.06	B-	Daniel
9-12 Weecap	Listen All Y'all, It's a Sabotage! 6 Chefs Compete - Elizabeth's gone. She's sorry, you guys. She's so sorry. So sorry. Sorry sorry sorry! (Sorry.)	2011.08.29 2011.08.30	B+	Daniel
9-11 Weecap	Beef Hellington 7 Chefs Compete - We should all have hidden cameras in our homes to solve this once and for all: Who did -- or did not -- score the Beef Wellington? Right? Ladies? Are you with me?	2011.08.22 2011.08.23	D+	Jeff Long
9-10 Weecap	You Say Potato, I Say Egg Yolk? 8 Chefs Compete - The chefs have to serve and cook steaks. It may have been easy for our dads, but these folks have a harder time.	2011.08.22 2011.08.23	B	Jeff Long
9-9 Weecap	Ain’t No Cure For Love (But There Is A Cure For Salmonella) 9 Chefs Compete - For a really romantic dinner, let’s go to that place where people scream profanities at each other and throw food around!	2011.08.15 2011.08.16	B-	Daniel
9-8 Weecap	Pie Hard 10 Chefs Compete - Red miraculously pulls it together for an American classics reward challenge and a Coast Guard dinner service. Blue continues its seemingly unstoppable trend of dissension and rookie mistakes, and Jonathon is fallen by a crick in his neck.	2011.08.09 2011.08.10	C	Lady Lola
9-7 Weecap	Suds & Duds 11 Chefs Compete - The contestants cook with beer and turn in another double-loser week. In the end, weeks of flailing were but a prelude to Krupa's inevitable exit.	2011.08.08 2011.08.09	C	Lady Lola
9-6 Weecap	Whenever I Eat Hawaiian Food, I'm Always Hungry an Hour Later 12 Chefs Compete - At Elizabeth's pizza joint, you get edamame on your Hawaiian pizza.	2011.08.02 2011.08.03	B-	Daniel
9-5 Weecap	Communication Breakdown 13 Chefs Compete - Both teams manage to finish dinner service, but not without a parade of subpar chefs being kicked out by Ramsay. Nobody wins, we all lose.	2011.08.01 2011.08.02	C+	Daniel
9-4 Weecap	You Come at the Queen, You Best Not Miss 14 Chefs Compete - Both teams display staggering levels of incompetence, neither gets through dinner service, and Red Team reveals that they think Carrie is the lesser of two evils.	2011.07.26 2011.07.27	B-	Daniel
9-3 Weecap	God Bless the Children of the Feast 15 Chefs Compete - I’m gonna take you by surprise and make you realize, Amanda, I’m gonna tell you right away, I can’t wait another day, Amanda, to boot you out of Hell’s Kitchen.	2011.07.25 2011.07.26	B	Daniel
9-2 Weecap	Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies 16 Chefs Compete - Ramsay's not mad at you, Brendan. He's just disappointed. Also, he's mad at you.	2011.07.19 2011.07.20	B+	Daniel
9-1 Weecap	Off to a Bad Start 18 Chefs Compete - Mmmmm. Pork tacos.	2011.07.19	B	Daniel
7-15 Weecap	The Final Course Winner Revealed - The final two chefs are basically likeable people, so we bring back a bunch of losers to keep the drama level high. And then someone wins!	2010.08.10 2010.08.11	A	Montykins
7-14 Weecap	Sunbathing Her Bits and Bobs 4 Chefs Compete Again - A surprisingly drama-free episode in which the right two people go home? Well, who would want to see that?	2010.08.03 2010.08.04	A-	Montykins
7-13 Weecap	Take One Down, Pass It Around 4 Chefs Compete - Gordon Ramsay isn't afraid to make the tough decisions! Even if the decision is whether he should bother cutting someone this week!	2010.07.27 2010.07.28	D-	Montykins
7-12 Weecap	Everybody Rotate! 5 Chefs Compete - Will these people be able to cook better if they're yanked from station to station every few minutes? What do you think?	2010.07.20 2010.07.21	A+	Montykins
7-11 Weecap	A VIP Guest? Whoopi! 6 Chefs Compete - Seven seasons in, people still get eliminated for not being able to cook.	2010.07.20 2010.07.21	B+	Montykins
7-10 Weecap	The Most Dramatic Episode of the Year 7 Chefs Compete - Did you know there's no security guards to keep exiled chefs from just wandering back into the kitchen? That seems like a design flaw.	2010.07.06 2010.07.07	B+	Montykins
7-9 Weecap	We're Going to Sea World! 8 Chefs Compete - Communication is very important in a kitchen. Also important: knowing how to cook.	2010.07.06 2010.07.07	B	Montykins
7-8 Weecap	Jay! We're Dancing! 9 Chefs Compete - What's more dangerous to a cook: a head-splitting hangover or a teammate who thinks you can't cook? The answer might surprise you! But it won't.	2010.06.29 2010.06.30	B+	Montykins
7-7 Weecap	Chicken Meatball 10 Chefs Compete - Is Benjamin the savior of the red team? Or just a jerk with a weird-looking face? Well, can't he be both?	2010.06.29 2010.06.30	C+	Montykins
7-6 Weecap	Death of a Blowhard 11 Chefs Compete - The red team crashes and burns, so Gordon Ramsay and the Sous Chefs finish the service themselves. Sweet!	2010.06.22 2010.06.23	A	Montykins
7-5 Weecap	Bringing the Cheesecake 12 Chefs Compete - There's the usual amount of cooking and shouting and [bleep]ing, mixed with more underwear, bikini and shower scenes than usual. Spicy!	2010.06.22 2010.06.23	B	Montykins
7-4 Weecap	You're Just Cooking Like a Zombie! 13 Chefs Compete - Things are going better for the chefs. But Gordon Ramsay can still find something to shout about!	2010.06.15 2010.06.16	A-	Montykins
7-3 Weecap	If You Can't Stand the Heat... 14 Chefs Compete - Salvatore nearly walks out and Fran burns herself pretty badly, but it's someone else who gets sent home.	2010.06.15 2010.06.16	B+	Montykins
7-2 Weecap	Can't Anyone Here Cook a Risotto? 15 Chefs Compete - When the going gets tough, the tough turn their backs and quit, walking off into the night without their shoes.	2010.06.08 2010.06.09	A-	Montykins
7-1 Weecap	Just Like You Said It Would Be The Opening Dinner Service - The contestants get a dose of sleep deprivation to go with their general incompetence and personality defects. Let's meet some new friends and then start rooting for them all to get fired!	2010.06.01 2010.06.02	B	Montykins
6-13 Weecap	Whistler While You Work Three Chefs Compete; Two Chefs to Winner - The last three contestants compete to make it to Whistler, and it's not a big surprise that Ariel is the first one out.	2009.10.13 2009.10.14	B	Angel Cohn
6-12 Weecap	Polenta Tower! 4 Chefs Compete - Four chefs who hate vegetarians make vegetarian meals for eighty children who hate vegetables. And hilarity, as usual, ensues!	2009.10.06 2009.10.07	A-	Montykins
6-11 Weecap	The Risotto Wizard 5 Chefs Compete - The best five chefs this season struggle to barely complete a service. Bad news for Whistler!	2009.09.30 2009.09.30	C-	Montykins
6-10 Weecap	The Lettuce-Burning Incident 7 Chefs Compete - A two-hour episode that doesn't even try to pretend it's not just two regular episodes stuck together sees two chefs go home for bad halibut.	2009.09.22 2009.09.23	B+	Montykins
6-9 Weecap	Holy Crocamole! 8 Chefs Compete - It's French night at Hell's Kitchen! Therefore, please pretend that all the [bleep]s are the word "merde." Merci.	2009.09.08 2009.09.09	C+	Montykins
6-8 Weecap	The Shouting of the Chefs 9 Chefs Compete - It's possible that Tennille shouts at the camera even more than Chef Ramsay shouts at the chefs!	2009.09.01 2009.09.02	B	Montykins
6-7 Weecap	Chefzapoppin! 10 Chefs Compete - Chefs who are customers sit at chef's tables in the kitchen so the chefs who are contestants can make food while being yelled at by the chef who's the host.	2009.08.25 2009.08.26	C	Montykins
6-6 Weecap	Sheer Heart Attack 11 Chefs Compete - Robert starts having chest pains and may have to quit Hell's Kitchen! Note: this is not a rerun.	2009.08.18 2009.08.19	C-	Montykins
6-5 Weecap	Kitchenpocalypse! 12 Chefs Compete - One team completes their entire service before the other team sends out a single entree. Guess which team loses!	2009.08.11 2009.08.12	B-	Montykins
6-4 Weecap	Farewell, My Lovely 13 Chefs Compete - Hey! More shouting, more cooking and more cursing! Then someone goes home. Also, a few off-color jokes about sausages. Enjoy!	2009.08.04 2009.08.05	B+	Montykins
6-3 Weecap	Fire in the (A-)Hole 14 Chefs Compete - Joseph flips his shit and gets eliminated pretty much immediately, followed by Tony. Robert joins the Blue Team before the remaining contestants compete in a carbolicious cook-off for some starving firefighters. The red team stages a serious comeback in both services, but it's not enough to save them from the fact that they're still crap. And yet no one goes home in the end. Donuts!	2009.07.28 2009.07.29	B	Lady Lola
6-2 Weecap	It's Raw, Dog! 15 Chefs Compete - If you're trying to get on Hell's Kitchen, here's a tip: claim to be someone with a small amount of cooking talent and an anger management problem. They apparently love people like that.	2009.07.22	B	Montykins
6-1 Weecap	Calm Down, and Let's Cook Some Carrots 16 Chefs Compete - A new batch of donuts shows up, and two of them are sent packing. And Robert is back in the mix, which makes all the viewers very sad.	2009.07.21 2009.07.22	A-	Montykins
5-15 Weecap	Fish on the Walls The Winner is Chosen - Two chefs enter. One chef leaves. Then they all vanish from everyone's memory surprisingly quickly.	2009.05.14 2009.05.15	B	Montykins
5-14 Weecap	What Happened to the Cooking? 2 Chefs Compete - Danny and Paula plan their restaurants and fly to Atlantic City and back. There is a tragic lack of cursing.	2009.05.07 2009.05.08	D-	Montykins
5-13 Weecap	Revenge of the Downtrodden 3 Chefs Compete - It's time for the contestants to work the pass. Which one will be a bossy loudmouth? Hint: it's the bossy loudmouth!	2009.04.30 2009.05.01	A-	Montykins
5-12 Weecap	A Farewell to Loudmouths 4 Chefs Compete - A bunch of cooking happens and then someone gets sent home. Hey! This wasn't the shocking, unpredictable episode we were promised!	2009.04.23 2009.04.24	B+	Montykins
5-11 Weecap	You Gotta Have Heart! 5 Chefs Compete - In a Shocking Twist, a contestant goes home early for health reasons and then nobody gets sent home at the end of the episode. It's only the second time this season!	2009.04.16 2009.04.17	C-	Montykins
5-10 Weecap	The Incompetence! It Burns! 6 Chefs Compete - We're down to the top six competitors. The cream of the crop. The best of the best. They're very bad at cooking.	2009.04.09 2009.04.10	D+	Montykins
5-9 Weecap	And Please! Make It Extra Poached! 7 Chefs Compete - The chefs get to screw up their own menus instead of Chef Ramsay's for a while. The results are pretty much the same.	2009.04.02 2009.04.03	C	Montykins
5-8 Weecap	A Farewell to Nitwits 9 Chefs Compete - Some idiots shout at each other and cook some food and then shout at each other some more. Two of them are sent home. And Eric McCormack enjoys some tasty lamb.	2009.03.26 2009.03.27	C-	Montykins
5-7 Weecap	I Bet J Didn't Like That! 10 Chefs Compete - Gordon Ramsay is in a worse mood than usual, sending one chef home in the middle of dinner service and telling another "You're next". Also, Lacey feels put-upon.	2009.03.19 2009.03.20	B+	Montykins
5-6 Weecap	The Return of Francisco 11 Chefs Compete - It's time for a bar mitzvah in Hell's Kitchen! For some reason, that seems even weirder than a wedding reception.	2009.03.12 2009.03.13	C-	Montykins
5-5 Weecap	The Case of the Hungry Sumo Wrestlers 12 Chefs Compete - After Asian-fusion is more "Asian" than "Fusion", the chefs crash and burn on dinner service.	2009.03.05 2009.03.06	B	Montykins
5-4 Weecap	What Happened to the Sabotage? 13 Chefs Compete - After a challenge in which football players prove as good at chanting as cheerleaders, service goes very poorly for everyone. Except for Montykins, because Seth is finally gone!	2009.02.26 2009.02.27	B	Montykins
5-3 Weecap	Cow Cow Boogie 14 Chefs Compete - Delicious steaks come from happy cows and frightened, nervous chefs.	2009.02.19 2009.02.20	B-	Montykins
5-2 Weecap	All About Scallops! 15 Chefs Compete - Both teams actually serve food to all of their customers. It's surprising how rarely that happens!	2009.02.05 2009.02.06	B	Montykins
5-1 Weecap	It's Back! 16 Chefs Compete - Yelling, cursing, risotto, someone's dreams get destroyed, and the worst cooks are the biggest jerks. You know the drill.	2009.01.29 2009.01.30	B+	Montykins
4-15 Weecap	The Final Showdown Day 15 - Matt and Jen are back! And they're pretty much exactly as you remember them.	2008.07.08 2008.07.09	B	Montykins
4-14 Weecap	Flashbacky! Day 14 - The chefs jet to New York and show us a million clips. Also in this episode: pretty much nothing.	2008.07.01 2008.07.02	C-	Montykins
4-13 Weecap	Sorry, Corey 3 Chefs Compete - Haim and Feldman can induct a new member to the "Reality TV Has-Beens Named Corey" club, after this Corey shows insufficient leadership skills.	2008.06.24 2008.06.25	B	Lady Lola
4-12 Weecap	Contents May Be Hot Day 12 - What's scarier: a herd of pregnant women or a hot pot handle? Wait, what do you mean "Neither one"? That wasn't an option!	2008.06.18	B+	Montykins
4-11 Weecap	Dis-missed! Day 11 - Beautiful ladies and delicious food. Also shouting and threatening, because what would we do without those?	2008.06.10 2008.06.11	A-	Montykins
4-10 Weecap	You Wanna See Crazy?! Day 10 - How annoying does a guy have to be to get thrown off a reality show these days?	2008.06.03 2008.06.04	A+	Montykins
4-9 Weecap	More of the Same Day 9 - How about if we let the chefs make their own menu? Will that help them at all? Oh. I guess not.	2008.05.27 2008.05.28	D+	Montykins
4-8 Weecap	Jen-uinely Annoying Day 8 - It's Critic's Night, which has almost nothing to do with the episode, in which Jen gets shouty and annoying.	2008.05.20 2008.05.21	C-	Montykins
4-7 Weecap	The Rivalry Day 7 - I hope you like rivalries between two unlikable guys! The good news is, one of them goes home!	2008.05.13 2008.05.14	B	Montykins
4-6 Weecap	Sparkle-licious Day 6 - Matt screws up and mopes around and everyone on his team hates him. Clearly, Shayna should go home. What?	2008.05.06 2008.05.07	B-	Montykins
4-5 Weecap	Pizza is Delicious Day 5 - High-end pizza delivered in a low-end vehicle. Hijinx ensue. Oh, and there's some cooking.	2008.04.29 2008.04.30	B	Montykins
4-4 Weecap	You Know, For Kids! Day 4 - With the menu changed to appeal to kids, that should make things easier, right? Tell that to Craig. And Ben. And Matt.	2008.04.22 2008.04.23	B	Montykins
4-3 Weecap	Day 3 Day 3 - So if I understand this show correctly, if you learn to dissect a chicken, that means you won't have to pick a peck of pickled peppers and then that somehow ties in to soufflés? Or something?	2008.04.15 2008.04.16	A-	Montykins
4-2 Weecap	Day 2 Day 2 - Halibuts get filleted and super-yachts get enjoyed. But do customers get served? Well, yes, but they also get whacked on the head by a chair.	2008.04.08 2008.04.09	B	Montykins
4-1 Weecap	One Contestant Goes Missing One Contestant Goes Missing - And we're off! The Black Gordon Ramsay is no match for the regular one, and people still cannot cook risotto or scallops.	2008.04.01 2008.04.02	B+	Montykins
3-11 Weecap	Day 10, Part II Day 10, Part II - Rock wins and Bonnie doesn't, but it really took way too long to get to that point.	2007.08.13 2007.08.14	D	Keckler
3-10 Weecap	Day 10, Part I Day 10, Part I - Bonnie and Rock plan out their restaurants for the actual (and hopefully clip-less) finale and compete against each other in a signature dish taste-off.	2007.08.06 2007.08.07	F	Keckler
3-9 Weecap	Day 9 Day 9 - After cooking for their mothers and taking their turns being Ramsay at the pass, Jen is sent home, and Rock and fucking Bonnie move forward to the finals.	2007.07.30 2007.07.31	C	Keckler
3-8 Weecap	Day 8 Day 8 - Day 8 (which goes on for several days) brings us a visit with Heather (last year's winner), Josh's eviction from the kitchen in the middle of service, and Julia's high point as she wins a challenge and her low point as she is ultimately eliminated. But her new knowledge of how to use a bidet will serve her well at culinary school.	2007.07.23 2007.07.24	A-	LTG
3-7 Weecap	Day 7 Day 7 - The night's service includes the challenge of cooking new menu items, and while the Reds manage to hold it together fairly well, the Blues really lose it and Brad goes home.	2007.07.16 2007.07.16	C	Keckler
3-6 Weecap	Day 6 Day 6 - Even though the Reds were one teammate down, they still rocked the kitchen in both competitions. Ramsay can't make up his mind who sucked the most on the Blue team, but ends up sending Melissa and her progressively nappy Amber Waves of Annoying home.	2007.07.09 2007.07.09	B-	Keckler
3-5 Weecap	Day 5 Day 5 - "The contestants cook for a wedding party and while Melissa screws up practically everything that could be screwed up, Ramsay keeps her and switches her to the other team. No one goes home tonight."	2007.07.02 2007.07.02	A+	Keckler
3-4 Weecap	Day 4 Day 4 - After a blind taste test and another abysmal dinner service, Ramsay finally gets rid of Vinnie and the ego he rode in on.	2007.06.25 2007.06.25	A+	Keckler
3-3 Weecap	Day 3 Day 3 - After serving breakfast to a few good men and women, Aaron lands in the hospital with a "serious illness," and a dinner service garnished with deadly crab sends Joanna home.	2007.06.18 2007.06.18	A-	Keckler
3-2 Weecap	Day 2 Day 2 - Aaron is seriously falling apart. He gets out of a prep challenge by whimpering, he passes out with his eyes open, and he screws up his tableside deboning assignment. Yet, he's still here. The Girls rock the dinner service and, after the Boys are thrown out of the kitchen, end up taking over their responsibilities as well. Eddie, the proverbial "small fish," is thrown back.	2007.06.11 2007.06.11	C+	Keckler
3-1 Weecap	Day 1 Day 1 - Two contestants cry -- one of them twice -- and fried eggs bring down an entire team. Ramsay's got a new food insult, and it's pretty awesome.	2007.06.04 2007.06.04	C+	Keckler