Hell's Kitchen
Hell's Kitchen

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Daniel: B | 194 USERS: B
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Blood on the Blender

The teams split into pairs and divvy up the ingredients. Then Guy slices his finger and starts yelling like he's been shot, and it turns out to be a little booboo on the tip of his finger. Having recently had five stitches in my index finger, I'm on Ramsay's side as he mocks Guy for sounding like he got circumcised without any anesthetic. Guy keeps his mouth shut, and Justin's forced to more or less work on his own. Hey, you know who else made it seem like the injury was a much bigger deal than it turned out to be? You did, you stupid show! In your promos yesterday for tonight's episode! You made it look like someone almost died!

Anyway, Kimmie's trying a curry on the ground lamb, and Roshni seems to be worried that Ramsay's going to think it's her concept. I don't suppose you could tell him that it was Kimmie's idea, and besides, this only sounds like a problem if it turns out to taste like shit, doesn't it? While Robyn's mad at her team for convincing her to take the rack of lamb out too soon (it's always someone else's fault with Robyn, but I guess that's how everyone is on this show), Royce's already considerable ego is practically weaponized at this point.

Time runs out and the diners plate their dishes. Ramsay asks for the lambchops first, so Clemenza brings up his and Don's chop, against Tiffany and Danielle's. Red's got an anchovy and pine nut-crusted chop with a soufflé. Ramsay seems a little surprised she made one, and she says she thought it'd go nice. Ramsay calls it fucking delicious and says he'd pay a lot of money for that, which is high praise.

Clemenza and Don's chop is herb-crusted and grilled with a cauliflower feta melt. It's garnished with half a pine tree and Ramsay says it looks like Steven Tyler's earlobe. He tastes and says it's delicious as well, adding that it's a tough call, and winds up awarding a point to both teams.

Up next Patrick's lamb sausage against Kimmie and Roshni's lamb curry. Roshni introduces it as lamb kibbeh on a bed of coconut curry, and yes Ramsay assumes it's Roshni's creation but Roshni tells him it was Kimmie, who wanted to try something she's never done. Ramsay wryly notes that he's the guinea pig, then, but he tries it and he's glad he did, because it's delicious.

Hell's Kitchen

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