Aaaand things go south again, with some raw cod. Cat food, Ramsay calls it. And then burnt cod. And then he runs OUT of cod. "What in the fuck are you doing?" snaps Ramsay.
An hour and fifteen minutes into dinner, and neither kitchen has sent out an entrée. I guess Red has the advantage, then, presuming they haven't run out of cod too. Ramsay decides to substitute the sea bass in Blue, and Brian says, "Coming right now, baby," and he's lucky Ramsay didn't leave him a bloody smear on the wall for that one! "You COOK like a fucking baby!" says Ramsay. Brian apologizes but Ramsay throws him out anyway. "What's the matter with that jerk?" he asks, which is actually the nicest thing he's been able to say all night.
Justin takes over the Blue fish station and does a better job of getting things going. Meanwhile, Roshni brings up some Wellingtons for her team's first entrees, but they're garbage and she's got to start again.
As for Don on the meat station -- well, Guy compares it to riding in a car while Don's driving, and Guy would put on seventeen seatbelts in the backseat. It's not because Don's moving particularly fast, though. For all the setup, though, Don serves up a perfect Wellington. Roshni, though? She has to keep taking the Wellington in and out of the oven because she can't get them ready. And even when she finally gets it up there, she serves up stone-cold raw Wellington, and Ramsay kicks her out of the kitchen, and Danielle takes over on meat.
Don's one-dish winning streak (well, I suppose there may have been more successful entrees) comes to an end with a raw sirloin that he serves up, despite Royce's warning him that it was raw. Although in his defense, who the hell listens to Royce? Then the jaunty clown music starts up as we watch Don try to make it right, and then he serves it up medium well, much to Ramsay's displeasure, and he's tossed from the service too. In a remarkably self-pitying interview, Don whines that he was trying his best, but that wasn't good enough for Ramsay. Christ almighty, have you ever seen even one episode of this show before?









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