Meanwhile, Royce's ego, undiminished by an inability to cook mashed potatoes and spaghetti, threatens to consume us all as it grows, feasting on the delicious meat of dinner-service victory.
"Tonight, Briana had a battle with a cod, and the cod won. And that's why her time in Hell's Kitchen was a short one," says Ramsay.
Next week: somebody dies, apparently! (Probably not.)
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