After the break we see the families downstairs sending up their well wishes and generally screaming excitedly in anticipation. The door finally opens and Dave walks through. Interesting. I actually thought it would be Kevin. Though it really did seem like an even match. Good for the clumsy little one-armed bandit. Gordon grabs Kevin and gives him a big headlock/hug. Kevin's kid looks confused and sad. Dave does his interviews in full-on tears. I wonder if he has time for his arm to heal before he has to start his new job. Gordon claims that he admired his ability to work through the pain. And thankfully we don't have to watch Dave doubling over every time he hits his arm. There's champagne and confetti and the usual celebratory nonsense. And some really, really fake green-screen fireworks.
Over the credits there are outtakes from the season interspersed with the finale party. They include some arm-wrestling and kids torturing JP and Robert being stupid. Then there's Gordon saying, "I ain't nobody's bitch" over and over. And that's it. Have fun in Whistler, Dave. Good luck with the Olympics that we heard mentioned about a million times. And hope that the folks find more interesting people for next season. Oh, and please, if you care about me at all, do NOT bring Robert back. OK?