http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2008 Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:00:54 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Powerless: In this mid-season wrap-up, Peter saves the world AGAIN, this time by destroying the virus before it hits the floor; Niki may or may not perish in a building fire; Bennet goes back into the fold; Sylar gets his powers back; and Nathan winds up with two bullets in his chest. Don't worry, it's probably all just a dream. How many people hope the end of the season is Nathan in a shower? Huh? Anyone? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/powerless.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/powerless.php Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:00:54 -0500 Truth & Consequences: Because this virus is coming, and it can't be cured unless you have, say, some of Claire's blood and some of Mohinder's blood. Peter and Adam are on the hunt for a mutated strain that Peter wants to stop but Adam wants to release. In other news, Bennet's not dead but his family thinks he is, Monica's been captured by a gang, and Hiro is on the rampage. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/truth_consequences_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/truth_consequences_1.php Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:18:57 -0500 Cautionary Tales: Bennet's Death Painting comes true when he is forced to make an exchange with Tobby in order to get his little Claire Bear back. Mohinder really DOES shoot him through the eye and Claire really DOES hug West in the background. But it's all good, because Bennet gets dosed with some of Claire's blood and comes back to life. You didn't think he'd actually DIE, did you? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/cautionary_tales.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/cautionary_tales.php Sat, 24 Nov 2007 15:59:00 -0500 Four Months Ago...: queso, we'd be more inclined to pay attention?]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/four_months_ago.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/four_months_ago.php Sun, 18 Nov 2007 21:50:08 -0500 Out Of Time: When Peter discovers that the Shanti virus has taken out over 90% of the world's population, it becomes clear that this season's mission is clear: Stop the Virus. And when Takezo Kensei shows up as Adam Monroe, the season's secondary mission becomes clear: Let's Kill the ElderHeroes! And the tertiary mission is that Adrian Pasdar is hot. What? That could be a mission! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/out_of_time.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/out_of_time.php Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:52:25 -0500 The Line: Only with fewer paparazzi and more underwear. The Company is developing a "vaccine" for superpowers and, if the end of the episode is any indication, this does not bode well for the future. As for the rest of the plots, the Twins and Sylar make it to America, Monica digs her powers, Hiro breaks time, and Bennet returns to his old ways when he shoots a poor Russian clown in the head. He is going straight to hell, y'all. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/the_line.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/the_line.php Sat, 03 Nov 2007 18:17:06 -0500 Fight Or Flight: Because Momma needs a vaycay. There are like a quintillion storylines in this particular episode, so it's practically impossible to nutshell all of them. Suffice it to say that Monica learns what her power really is, Veronica Mars shows up to hunt down Peter, and Matt's daddy is a big ol' meany who likes to hand out nightmares like they're M&Ms. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/fight_or_flight_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/fight_or_flight_1.php Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:18:29 -0500 The Kindness Of Strangers: Matt persuades Molly to look into the abyss, and the abyss looks back -- in the form of Matt's dad. Maya and Alejandro meet up with Sylar, Claire's secret relationship with West gets off the ground, and Micah's cousin Monica discovers a superpower that should soon have her spending a lot more time in front of the tube. If only I had that excuse. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/the_kindness_of_strangers.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/the_kindness_of_strangers.php Wed, 17 Oct 2007 13:35:08 -0500 Kindred: There's a lot of kissing happening in this episode. Well, at least, there's SOME kissing in this episode, which is more than we've ever had in any other episode. Claire kisses West after he flies her to the beach without a plane, Caitlin kisses Peter after his chest spits out some bullets, Maya and Alejandro don't kiss because that would be incest, and Hiro wishes he could kiss Yaeko AND Kensei because he loves them both so much! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/kindred.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/kindred.php Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:20:22 -0500 Lizards: Just cut off your toes. Claire does it, and it's saving her a fortune! But in this instance, she's trying to see what she can and can't do: apparently, she can grow new limbs just like a newt. Hiro faffs around back in 1671 some more and learns that Kensei is a "godsend" in more ways than one. Mohinder delivers the Haitian Sensation to Mr. Bennet as the Irish hooligans deliver Peter's name to him. But Peter has his shirt back on by then, so we're really not paying much attention. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/lizards.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/lizards.php Sat, 06 Oct 2007 19:54:25 -0500 Four Months Later...: It's four months after the Peter and Nathan show exploded in the sky over Manhattan. Nathan's a drunk, Peter's shirtless and chained up (for which we are very grateful), Hiro's in seventeenth-century Japan, someone's targeting the Old Heroes, Claire's in a new school and has a floating stalker with a crappy attitude, Bennet's a copy boy, Matt's still annoying, and Mohinder's trying to infiltrate the OWI. So, yeah, it's business as usual in the Heroes-verse. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/four_months_later.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/four_months_later.php Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:49:04 -0500 How To Stop An Exploding Man: Sylar's set to explode, and it's up to Peter to stop him. Until Peter figures out that it's actually HIM who's set to explode, and it's up to Claire to stop him. But then Nathan shows up to save the day, and the world, and he and his brother fly off into the ether so New York can live, live, LIVE! All we're left is a question: Does Sylar crawl off into the sewer to live with the cockroaches? And will Moyawnder's annoying voice-overs continue next season? Wait. That's two questions. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/how_to_stop_an_exploding_man.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/how_to_stop_an_exploding_man.php Fri, 25 May 2007 23:00:00 -0500 Landslide: The Heroes start gathering in New York and the results look to be explosive. There's too much going on to distill into a couple of sentences, but the gist of it is that Nathan wins the election, Linderman dies, Hiro gets samurai lessons, Bennet and Matt realize the tracking system is a little girl, and Sylar steals Ted's power. Gee. Wonder who's going to blow up New York? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/landslide.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/landslide.php Fri, 18 May 2007 23:00:00 -0500 The Hard Part: Sylar thinks he's the bomb that blows up New York, so he goes to visit his mother for comfort. And then he kills her. Hiro's supposed to kill Sylar, but he chickens out at the last minute because he's a girly man. And Peter and Claire meet up with Bennet, Parkman, and Sprague, only to have Peter start to absorb Ted's ability, and he starts to develop a nasty case of Fire Hands. The Heroes are all starting to come together, yo. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/the_hard_part.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/the_hard_part.php Sat, 12 May 2007 23:00:00 -0500 Five Years Gone: It's five years in the future and everything sucks. Sylar's in power as President Nathan, the Heroes are all on the run, and everyone's really, really hot. It's up to Future Hiro and Future Peter to break Past Hiro out of a temporary prison so he can go back to the past and kill Sylar before he takes over the world. God, I hope they can do it! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/five_years_gone.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/five_years_gone.php Thu, 03 May 2007 23:00:00 -0500 .07%: Bennet, Matt, and RadioacTed bust out of OWI and partner up to take down the company. Peter dies, but Claire brings him back to life, and they ponder why incest has to be illegal for just a second. Nathan learns that he's supposed to be president, but that Peter has to die in order for that to happen. And no, the first death doesn't count. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/07.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/07.php Mon, 23 Apr 2007 23:00:00 -0500 Parasite: Leaving the Korova Milk Bar behind, Malcolm McDowell joins the rest of the Heroes as the Big Bad, Mr. Linderman. And it turns out he knows alllll about everyone's superpowers. In other stories, Bennet gets a new partner who turns on him, Claire meets her grandmother, and Peter gets his head sliced by a supremely pissed off Sylar. Well, at least we'll be rid of the emo bangs. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/parasite.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/parasite.php Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:00:00 -0500 Company Man: did love her. Sniff.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/company_man.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/heroes/company_man.php Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:00:00 -0500