Heroes
Heroes

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Erin: B | 520 USERS: C+
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Oh, We'll Run Alright.

Vegas. Superfamily's Superhouse. Jessica's busy covering up her helix tattoo as Niki kvetches at her from her mirrored prison. Niki thinks D.L. won't be fooled by Jessica's impersonation of her. Jessica's like, uh, are you forgetting I have boobs? In case you haven't noticed, D.L. is a man and Jessica is a woman. A hot woman. With boobs. Did I mention the boobs? Really, Niki, D.L. wouldn't notice if Jessica were made of cheese and covered in grape leaves as long as she still had boobs. D.L. calls out to Jessica that they have to get going and she throws on a shirt and leaves the room as Niki stares at her ineffectually from behind the mirror.

Boring House in Boringstoryville. Matt is getting dressed in a suit as his wife makes catcalls at him from their bed. She asks him if this outfit is standard issue for bodyguards, and he cutely corrects her, saying they're not called "bodyguards" anymore, they're called "private security." He puts on his shoulder holster and we switch back to the Superfamily as Micah's asking if they're ever going to talk about "it." "It" being their superpowers. He feels like they should be fighting crime or something. Jessica and D.L. laugh good-naturedly, and she tells Micah that they'll fight crime later; right now, he has to go to school. She kisses him and pats him on the butt and he leaves with his dad as Jessica catches a dejected-looking Niki in the reflection on the TV screen. D.L tells her that she has a package on the table and after he shuts the door, she saunters over to get it.

Back to Matt and his wife. He's readying his gun and she nervously asks him if he's really going to need it on this job. He claims that it bumps up his salary if he carries a gun and assures her that he's not going to need it because he's basically a glorified babysitter. And back again with Niki. She's on the phone, telling someone that she's thankful they called because "playing house is making [her] cranky." She opens up the package and inside are plane tickets and an envelope filled with cash. "I understand," she says. "Guy stole his money. He wants him dead. What Mr. Linderman wants, Mr. Linderman gets." Cut to the airport. Greasy McFatNut exits, looking for his driver. Matt's waiting for him with his name scrawled on a white card. They introduce themselves, and Matt says he's here to protect him. Greasy McFatNut's face turns into a picture and we see Jessica pulling the picture out of her package and it's then that we get just who Jessica is supposed to kill for Linderman. "Bang," she whispers at his fat little face.

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