Hidden Palms

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Jacob Clifton: B | 613 USERS: C+
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Stand By Your Woman

Cliff is fetching and pining after Nikki and Johnny refuses to "champion that cause." Lordy, these kids. Cliff talks about how the MILF is obsessed with him, and Johnny gives him tude about how A) it was long term and B) Eddie found out. Cliff admits, once again, to killing Eddie, then takes it back, once again.

Greta is hesitant yet curious about her father's involvement in the coverup of the murder or the death or whatever. "It's pretty simple, I made some calls," he says. Apparently to physics, he made these calls, because still nobody knows how the kid died. Greta comes away from the meeting feeling unfulfilled, but once she's gone Skip is all crazy with a folder of pictures from the crime scene and the very weapon that may or may not have killed Eddie. The music goes nuts at this point, but I mean, duh.

Karen thinks and then Johnny sits down to talk to her and she says she's fine, because: WASPs. Apparently, she called Bob by her dead husband's name at some point in the breakfast scene, and I was not paying attention, because of all the things that don't hold your interest about this show, they're the not-holding-your-interestest.

More awful bloody music welcomes Greta to Liza's wench job, where she asks about Johnny and then promises Liza that she loved Eddie and wouldn't hurt him. Liza apologizes for having "pre-judged" her, and Greta tells her how much Eddie liked her and all the nice things he said about her, and she tries to pull a Cliff on Liza and be her BFF. Liza is, of course, fooled.

Tess invites Karen to party with drag queens, and then Karen talks MORE about her stupid freakin' marriage. Tess is drinking. It's probably about 11 in the morning at this point. Bob comes home all smiles, Karen is all lip liner, and it's awkward.

Fairy God-Fairy invites Nikki and Johnny to his drag show and they discuss her issues with Cliff. They both tell her to stay away from Cliff, whom Jessie Jo calls "man trash." Johnny admits that Jessie Jo knows everything there is in the whole world, but does not explain why he ignores him all the time. Greta comes over and they urge him to talk to her stupid ass. She acts all weird and pointy like usual, and they try to have chemistry until their eyes bleed, but still no dice. And then they're back together, or something, if they were broken up, which I can't remember.

Hidden Palms

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