Everyone's still mingling out on the lawn at the Maui estate when Mike Richards shows up again. "Hi, I'm Mike Richards," says Mike Richards. "I know you guys haven't seen each other for awhile, it's like, ten years, right?" Everyone looks around at each other like, "Uh, does he need us to answer this?" Mike Richards goes on with the provocative questions: "Is this a little weird right now?" he asks. "Am I a complete tool or what?" He tells the group that there's going to be "some fun games" and "exotic field trips." Then he holds up a laminated orange card thingy that says "HALL PASS." "Remember these from high school? These were a good thing!" Everyone seems very excited.
LT: Uh, getting to go the bathroom is a good thing, but it's not that great.
Wendola: Well, they just had all those daiquiris.
Mike Richards explains that the hall pass enables them to do some kind of fancy Maui-wowie activity, and they can pick whomever they want to come with them. The classmates ooh and aah, and several of them actually hop up and down a little. Maybe they do have to pee. Then it's time for everyone to check out the house. The place is huge, with at least two pools out on the patio, and it's pretty sweet, although by the time you see the bedrooms you can tell that there's a lot of that slightly lame timeshare décor and it's not all that lavish. The classmates are sleeping two or three or more to a bedroom, and each bed has a enlargement of the classmate's yearbook photo hanging above it. Everyone figures out their room assignments. Dave and Dan are rooming together. According to Dan, that's a recipe for trouble. Dave stands in their bedroom and announces, "This will be the palace for naked ass!" Already with the naked ass stuff.
Ben and Chris see that they're rooming together, and when Ben walks in, he sees that there's a Hall Pass propped up on his pillow. "I didn't get a hall pass. I want a hall pass!" says Chris. The Hall Pass is for Ben and a classmate of his choice to go snorkeling in a nearby cove, followed by a candlelit dinner.
Nicole gets a hall pass, too. She reads it: "To dine by the sea, followed by a romantic moonlit stroll along the beach." And then drink piña coladas and get caught in the rain! Yeah, like that shit's not going to give her ideas. "Oh! Gosh!" she says.
Elsewhere in the house, Tim is playing his harmonica.
JS: Oh my GOD. So did he bring his BOWL along, too?!