Amy and Nicole are sitting around on the couch. Amy starts talking about how Natasha and Patricia are planning on holding a cocktail party for the guys only. "Just them two?" asks Nicole. "Just them," says Amy. Nicole: "Are there any other girls that are invited?" Amy: "No, just the guys!" Nicole: "Wait, so we're not invited?" Jesus, does Amy need to draw a fucking Venn diagram for Nicole? THIS CIRCLE REPRESENTS THE SET OF GIRLS; THE SHADED AREA DENOTES THE SUBSET OF GIRLS THAT ARE NOT NATASHA OR PATRICIA. Eventually Nicole understands that THE SYNTHESIS OF CIRCLE A AND CIRCLE B IS A COCKTAIL PARTY TO WHICH YOU'RE NOT INVITED, LOSER. And then she gets pissed. "You're fucking kidding me!" says Nicole. "The only way for them to get drinks is to pay them compliments," snickers Amy. "Oh! So they're so insecure they need compliments!" Nicole says huffily. "Just relax," says Amy, who clearly thinks it's all sort of funny and just doesn't give a shit. Young lady, that attitude will never get you anywhere on a reality show.
Nicole, on the other hand, is foaming at the mouth a little and decides to go talk to Patricia. She finds her and says, "Somebody came up to me and said that Natasha and you are holding a cocktail party? And only guys are invited!" Way to be subtle. Patricia busts out laughing and says it "hasn't been confirmed yet." "You guys are going to get a reaction out of it," says Nicole. "What kind of reaction?" says Patricia. And here's when neither of them say anything for a few moments and perform this really prolonged drama with their facial expressions: Patricia is all, "I'm going to keep smiling sweetly like I don't know what you're talking about," and Nicole stares incredulously like, "You don't know what I'm talking about?" and then Patricia lets her smile slip just a little, like, "Of course I know what you're talking about, and you know I do, and I know you know I do, but I'm going to smile sweetly again and what are you going to do about it, dumb-ass?" And then Nicole's eyes widen all, "Huh? What did you -- huh? Whuh?" And then Patricia smiles sweetly. "What kind of reaction?" says Patricia again. "You're just going to get a reaction!" repeats Nicole. Patricia says in an interview (which is shot ambiguously enough to make it look like she's speaking directly to Nicole), "We're adults now, we're not sixteen -- who gives a damn if you're not invited to a party?" Um, the uninvited people who have to stay in the house and aren't allowed to go anywhere else while the party is going on? They might give a damn.