Summer says in an interview, "I was just interested in having my fun Hall Pass, and beyond that, I didn't care." "Aww, Natasha looks so sad," says Sarah. She points around the kitchen. "She really looked sad walking from there to there." I wish I'd said that. I'll probably I think I did say it fifty years from now, when I'm really old and the experience of recapping this show has sufficiently messed with my head enough to get it confused with my real high school memories. Yep.
Hey, there's a Snickers commercial. Did you know that the announcer guy on the Snickers commercial went to OPRF?
Apparently people are still writing out stuff for the Rumor Mill game. We see that it's Dan B. who writes the question to Summer about sleeping with a teacher. "Something went on there, so I want to know the truth," he says to the camera. Yeah, so we never find out. Meanwhile, everyone in the District 103 Office just crapped themselves. Summer and Dan get ready for their date. "I knew Dan and I had hung out enough and had enough conversation that I knew we'd have fun and have something to talk about," she says. Ben and Maya get ready for their date. Hey, are we all starting to understand that girls put on makeup before dates? Wow.
Summer comes downstairs to the living room all dressed up. Natasha's reaction: what you'd expect. Patricia says…oh, never mind, we don't care. In an interview, Summer says, "It would make sense that Natasha would be a little intimidated, but I don't care…whatever their romance was or wasn't, it wasn't really my responsibility." Summer and Dan B. walk out to leave. Natasha says something about Summer's miniskirt. "She pulled that up pretty high," adds Chris. Hee, Chris.
Dan B. and Summer exchange Player-Flirt banter in the minivan. "Nicole was kinda warning me," says Summer. Nicole says in an interview: "I told her, 'Dan's going to try to kiss you! Especially if he's been drinking! He's going to try to kiss you.'" She is still a little wild-eyed over it all -- yeah, he's, like, a kissing bandit, that's it! "I'll wait to see how it plays out," Summer tells Dan. Dan is interviewed saying that he really likes Natasha, but he also really likes "this plot twist." Summer and Dan stroll around some resort town and talk over drinks. Dan tells her he wasn't always so outgoing and that his mom died when he was fifteen. Summer thinks that he has more depth now. Oh, but what we really care about is that Natasha is pissed. Back at the house, she lies petulantly on a chaise lounge. She slouches on a couch. "I'm just gonna try not to think about it, and when they come back, I'm just going to act like I don't care!" she says. Nicole says, "If he tries to kiss Summer tonight? He's not really into Natasha. That's my test." Nicole gets very excited at the thought of being The Dan Barbato Kissing Authority. It's like when you totally flop at the Olympics but get to come back for the next Olympics and do the color commentary.