So then Maya goes to talk to JockDan, and Ben goes back downstairs by the pool table and tells Dave and Tim and Jeff that he was too late. Dave says, "Go get a dozen roses right now and tell her, 'I'd really like you to come with me,'" and if that doesn't work, Dave says, the four of them should perform a tender pop ballad with synchronized steps. Meanwhile, though, JockDan is figuring out that twenty-four hours is an awfully long time to spend with someone, especially if you have to compliment them all the time, and he's cool about not going. Maya says that she needs to go on the date with Ben and figure out "what's happening."

Dan Barbato. Natasha. Whatever. Dan Barbato and Natasha. Whatever whatever. Natasha asked Dan Barbato on the Ass Pass, whatever, and Barbato had no doubt in his mind about going and whatever, and Natasha predicts, "We'll have a lot of fun!" like, whatever, and whatever whatever Barbato says whatever and he thinks there's a chance of a long-term relationship with Natasha and what? And he says in an interview, "I hope she realizes how serious I am about this relationship," and WHAT? Like, what the fuck?!

The issue with Maya and Ben is settled: they're going. Elsewhere, Patricia remembers that she actually can't stand Jason. In an interview, she confesses that when she agreed to go with Jason, she "didn't think it out entirely." Well, I'm sure she thought at least a little farther than "damn, okay, get out of my face." Probably she thought as far as "oh wait, give me that rose, okay, now get out of my face." She says she was "mortified" when she heard that Jason had tried to kiss other girls in the house. She goes and tells him that the Twenty-Four-Hour Hall Pass is stressing her out, and she doesn't have the sort of feelings for him that he has for her, and she doesn't want to lead him on. Jason tries to call her on that shit and points out that he'd asked her if she was feeling the same way he did, though he should kind of know by now that it's pointless to ask Patricia what she's feeling. "You said you were feeling exactly the same way," he says. "So…that's why I went ahead…and continued…my pursuit," he says. He is but a simple human, and her cyborg ways confound him.