Homeland
Homeland

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 272 USERS: B+
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Whatever Comes After, Something That Was

Quinn: "Don't tell Carrie this but I trust her implicitly, especially her intuition. Girl says we're about to be invaded and there's a nuke lying around, by God I'm gonna..."
Galvez: "I'll call for backup. I hope they get here in time."
Quinn: "Yeah, and that we're able to identify them on sight so they don't murder us all before we notice the difference."

THE GARAGE

Chris: "What are you even looking for in here? Also, I still sometimes forget that you're not my actual dad."
Mike: "I lent your dad a something, and now I need to find it."
Chris: "Good luck! Mom says it's like the wreck of the Hesperus in here, but I don't know what that means."
Mike: "It means your mom's an asshole, Chris."

GETTYSBURG

Just as Mike is locating the ammo that Nick shot Tom with, Peter Quinn is dowsing with his magical forehead and finds a secret panel in the wall, like where a portentous bomb would go.

Galvez: "A SWAT team is coming from the FBI, but like in an hour. State Troopers will be here before then."
Quinn: "Thank God. We are so about to die."
Galvez: "What's this all about, sir?"
Quinn: "There was this portentous tone, you see... Hey, I heard a weird sound. Probably just the SWAT team coming in to save us from the..."

Then there is a massacre and everybody dies and it is scary and horrible and messy. The fake SWAT guys cut a hole in the wall that Quinn was interrogating, and bring out a Big Box of Something Scary. So good for Quinn, that he was right about that. And good for Carrie, because she was right as usual about two things at once. But on the other hand -- because isn't this always the way -- everybody is dead and Quinn is bleeding out very quickly on the floor as the fake SWAT team -- led by Mystery Man -- takes away the box. Who will call for help? Who will save my Quinn? He doesn't look like he's in any shape to make a call right now.

GARAGE

Jessica: "Mike, what are you doing in the garage!? If you find my husband's Koran I'll be so embarrassed, socially."
Mike: "I need to talk to you about something. Like, you know how Lauder is always drunk and neat-looking and on crutches all the time? Well, he said some stuff about Brody..."
Jessica: "He was drunk. Obviously. It's like his main thing."
Mike: "Yeah, but like the Holy Fool in most great literature, he is not wrong. He has Falstaffed us into a conspiracy that reaches the highest levels of our nation's government. So I just found his ammo and confirmed that he killed Tom Walker..."
Jessica: "That does explain some shit."

Homeland

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