Carrie tracks Fatima to her mosque, where we learn that Abu Nazir himself, coincidentally, will be meeting with her Hezbollah husband. Fatima's suggestion: Kill 'em both and extract her to Detroit, five million reward dollars richer. Estes doesn't trust this intel particularly (Carrie Mathison + Abu Nazir = Guaranteed Shitshow), but after a full-on panic attack, Carrie convinces Saul that, no matter how batshit crazy she is right now, they both trust the Carrie that recruited this asset in the first place.

The Waldens invite the Brodys to a fundraiser ball which, it turns out, is for a company that wants to supply bunker-busters to take out that fifth unexploded Iran nuke site -- against the President's wishes. Jessica and Nick clash over Nick's weirdly -- and increasingly verbal, and increasingly violent -- anti-military stance, and she takes Dana to Mrs. Walden's house the next day. While the ladies are asking Jess for Nick's keynote presence at a vet fundraiser, Dana and Finn Walden become buddies.

Mike, Jessica's replacement husband after Nick Brody died, shows up at his office questioning the fishiness surrounding that time Nick failed to blow up the Vice President. Later on, he goes out to drink with their whole platoon, shooting down their questions about Tom Walker's life and death but conveniently leaving out the time they both became radicalized terrorists, the time he tortured Tom Walker for like hours, or the time he shot him dead.

But first, he's randomly summoned to the Pentagon so he can join the VP and Joint Chiefs to watch the assassination (it's seven hours ahead, if you were wondering, in Beirut). Visual confirmation of Abu Nazir is good news for Carrie -- she was actually right about this -- but bad news for Nick, who texts Nazir from the actual situation room just in time to save his life.

In Beirut, another rogue action leaves Carrie stranded at Fatima's apartment, where she eventually smashes people's heads with bricks, like a boss. One thrilling rescue later, she's back in panic mode, now bearing a knapsack full of papers and documents she'll probably end up covering in color-coded magic marker one of these days but are, for now, apparently useless. Back stateside, Carrie says a sad goodbye to Major Joy, puts her watch back on Eastern Standard and tries once again to forget how awesome life can be, and what a failure she is...

Except for the SD card Saul finds in the lining, containing Nick Brody's Al-Qaeda suicide video confession! Damn!

Next week: Carrie fools herself in several sad ways, Brody maybe kills somebody in the woods, Saul follows through on his new intel, and Jessica hooks back up with Mike?