The only thing missing, in fact, from Team Quinn: Operation Where's Carrie Off To is their secret weapon, Carrie. Like how you need your glasses to find your glasses, but you don't have your glasses. You know?
Saul: "For the most wanted person on Earth, it sure was easy to find a picture of him buying Funyuns at this random convenience store five blocks from the place he snatched her."
Galvez: "I am on this show!"
Quinn: "Galvez, I have been very worried about you. My face scrunched up like whoa. Get back in bed or I will put you over my tiny back and carry you there myself. Put you back to bed with my cool hand on your forehead, and soft little sleepytime kisses."
Galvez: "That sounds literally like what Heaven must be like. But no. For I am super worried about Carrie and I want to help!"
Saul: "So we have a mole... and you're Muslim... and that's like the only trait you have... hmm. How racist should this show get, I wonder. I'm thinking all the way. Guys?"
TORTURE CENTRAL
Carrie, up to the point, has spent the episode trying to get like one random lawnmower blade or something where she can reach it, pregnantly hauling herself up by the almost-snapping wrists to stand up, grunting and moaning and chewing her gag. It was pretty awful; at one point he came back and knocked her over and tied her feet together so she couldn't do that shit anymore; even with half of it obscured, she's still making some wildly Carrie faces. Eventually though, he comes back with water.
Abu Nazir: "Hey! I need you looking alert and terrified, not drowsy and spaced out."
Carrie: "I don't want your fucking water. And also, this is how you brainwashed my boyfriend. A lot of pain, a little love. I've read the manual, fucko."
Abu Nazir: "Oh no, I don't care what you think. You do not matter. The worst part about this is that I'm not torturing you or treating you like an asset or anything. You don't even get to be a spy in this movie -- you're just some white bitch."
Carrie: "Also like I'm so sure he can just waltz into the Naval Observatory* and get you the serial number of the machine inside our Vice President's cyborg body."
Abu Nazir: "Are you sure? Because I've seen this show and he does that shit every week. Nobody ever walks in on him, or asks why he looks like he's about to barf and diarrhea and pass out all at the same time, or anything like that. It's going to be fine."













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