Homeland
Broken Hearts

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 9 USERS: A-
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Brody: "I don't wanna be a terrorist anymore!"
Nazir: "Yeah, no. I get that. Got that memo. But see, I'm going to kill this lady."
Brody: "Let me talk to her!"
Nazir: "No, honey. What you're gonna do is go find Walden's pacemaker packaging and give me the serial number of it, which my one guy will then hack and kill our cyborg Vice President from the inside. And I totally swear that's the last thing. Until the next thing."

Chris Brody: "Dad, can we finish playing cards?"
Nick Brody: "NO! FUCK OFF! DADDY IS BUSY!"
Chris Brody, Eternally: Is dejected.

Brody: "Hey, random official guy, is the VP around?"
Carrington: "He's having a creepy meeting with the Israeli ambassador about some creepy things he told you he was done doing."
Brody: "Cool, I'm headed over there. Can you keep him there if they finish up first?"
Carrington: "Sure, I have nothing better to do."

CARRIE

Needs to do a lot of acting while tied to a pipe and with a gag in her mouth. So she does.

THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT

Saul: "Well, she's not in this empty car... but her phone is, which is weird considering there are cops everywhere."
Virgil: "She's not in any hospitals. And the witnesses are bullshit, like, one guy says he saw a lady running away, and another guy says Abu Nazir dragged her into another car..."
Saul: "There are cameras everywhere in this neighborhood, get the cops to let us know."
Virgil, verbatim: "Our computers will run a search."
Saul: "Sure. Man, we fucked this up. Carrie off the leash, wandering around unprotected. I guess something was bound to happen. Maybe he's going to use her as a hostage to get out of the country."
Virgil: "But then wouldn't he have called us? Or somebody?"
Saul: "Good point. I'm going to call Brody on her phone and see what happens."

Brody: "What happens is, I freak out! I mean, hey. Carrie? Did you somehow manage to call me?"
Saul: "No, it's me. Listen, did you know Carrie got kidnapped?"
Brody: "No? I'm gonna say no."
Saul: "You're the last call on her phone. What did you chat about?"
Brody: "Resigning from Congress. Her plan to make my wife commit adultery. The usual. I'll let you know if she calls!"

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