Quinn, a million times: "Carrie, please don't fuck this up, please don't fuck this up."
Carrie, even more times: "Okay, fine! I'm just gonna fuck this up real quick."
Back at the Shop, Saul starts to put the pieces together -- as Roya and the Unknown Terrorist begin shoving and dragging Nick away from the road -- that they're taking him to the only large clearing in miles, so what could that mean? Either the terrorists are planning on making out with him, or they're going to steal him in a great big nightmare black paranoia helicopter.
Carrie: "You guys, they are not making out with him in this clearing. I don't know what the fuck else they could be plan... Oh, a giant scary helicopter. And they're shovin' him in there. And I guess I should run out into this clearing waving my arms around, begging to get shot."
Quinn: "Carrie, do the opposite of that!"
But it's too late either way. There he goes.
Mike: "Uh, here's your daughter. It took all day to get her home, between the long sleep and then the visit to that scary house. But we're here."
Chris: "Mike! Talk to me about sports!"
Mike: "Okay. Your mom and sister are making super intense faces at each other, so that's probably a good call."
Jessica: "Oh, honey. You look like hell. Tell me everything."
Dana: "I went to see the daughter, which I guess technically was a bad idea."
Jessica: "I actually support you 100% in this. Partly because I have no idea what's going on and I'm a plot tool, but also because suddenly I'm a great mom and person."
Dana: "Well, it went poorly. I am ravaged, mother."
Jessica: "I'm really sorry all this is happening. Like, so sorry I have basically forgotten that you killed somebody and lied about it for most of the season."
Dana: "Oh, and get this. They totally paid her off. That's who we are now. So the whole thing was useless."
Jessica: "I wish I was still a social-climbing socialite so I could overlook this, but between your dad's emotional abandonment and your stellar values and commitment to character, I find that I am right there with you."
Dana: "Only one lady of color had to die, in order for your gorgeous white ass to be redeemed."
Jessica: "Let us embrace."