Saul: "No."
Quinn: "But I am Peter Quinn!"
Saul: "...Okay maybe."

NEXT AM

Brody: "Dear Roya, I am no longer crazy. My bad. Love, Nick Brody. PS, I have tons of needy codependent reasons for my freakout, if you suddenly were to have time for my bullshit."
Roya: "Dear Brody. I still don't have any time for your bullshit but thanks for the effort. Meet me later to get your ass abducted. Love, Roya."
Brody: "Also PS. Thank you for letting me be a terrorist with you. It is very important."

Carrie: "Good work lying or not lying about wanting to be a terrorist. But next time you are feeling low or crazy, you know somebody you can call is me."
Brody: "Because you're my CIA handler and that's what I'm supposed to do?"
Carrie: "For that and many other reasons, some having to do with sex."
Brody: "How about a hug."
Carrie: "Okay. We've got about five minutes left of pretending we're on a romantic vacation. Prepare to get the shit snuggled out of you."

Quinn: "These crazy assholes are going to age my beautiful scrunchy face."
Saul: "Now that would be a national tragedy."

FABER

Mike: "Hey, Dana. Sleep well? Any dreams about that old lady you murdered?"
Dana: "You know what's fucked up is, I actually felt enormously better after talking to my mother of all people."
Mike: "Here's a secret of bitchy moms. They think you are secretly awesome and that's why they act like that."
Dana: "On that note, it must have been pretty weird when my dad showed up and ruined your whole life."
Mike: "You do what you have to do."
Dana: "You leaving our little family like you never existed is kind of like how I want to go to the cops and I can't."
Mike: "I have honorable qualities and that's it."
Dana: "Can you take me somewhere to fuck everything up for everybody?"
Mike: "I'll get my keys."

Seriously. Does the guy have like one negative quality? He's beautiful, he's smart, he's of the same quality soldier as his ex-best friend, and he ignores 95% of the sex vibes the love of his life is constantly throwing his way. I can't recall a single thing he's ever done that wasn't just about Superman perfect. If he did like one shitty thing, ever, please remind me. Because that's the only way we can be sure he's not going to be brutally but by-necessity killed by Nick Brody, which hangs over his head for me at all times.