SHOP

Carrie comes home to the Shop, with everybody all staring at her and like, making that one hand gesture with the finger and the circle. Leaning up against lampposts and whistling real low, like a wolf in a pimp hat. Giggling and doing gross little dances.

Saul: "Peanut. You look fresh and crazy."
Carrie: "I don't wanna talk about it."
Saul: "Uh, you think I want to talk about it? Let's just wait and see what Roya does."
Carrie: "Anything else I should know?"
Saul: "Ahem. You know how that was a CIA safehouse you were fucking in?"
Team Quinn: "Heh heh heh."
Carrie: "Oh, gross. Got it."

Carrie: "So I guess your next question is, was that sad real fucking or secret spy fucking? And the answer is, I am Carrie Mathison. Your guess is as good as mine."
Saul: "I guess if I were ever, ever going to do my job, my next question would be to ask that. But since I'm clearly pretty cool with letting you do whatever fucked-up thing you feel like doing, I will simply offer you my love, and my respect."

Quinn: "Oh hey, Carrie. He's about to meet with Roya in a scary parking garage..."
Carrie: "You're not going to give me shit about my creepshow sex circus?"
Quinn: "No. First of all because you still have no idea who I am or what I think about that, and second of all because if I even try to think about it'll start crying again. So, bygones."
Carrie: "You have the secret spycraft skill of being the coolest."
Quinn: "We are best friends and don't even know it."

GARAGE

Roya: "What's the creepiest, scariest way I could approach you for our meeting? I know, I'll step out of the shadows in front of your car like a goddamn dracula and make you squeal to yourself, then jump in your car and make you go somewhere mysterious."
Brody: "That was very effective, if 'terrifying' was the effect you wished to create. Listen, me feeling like Bassel the Tailor right now, is that by design?"
Roya: "For the next several hours, you fucking moron. Like there wouldn't be consequences for screwing over the work of years and thousands of terrorists. Now shut up and drive. And if you piss yourself, I get a bonus."