Saul: "So now he watches that video, and then we keep him awake for a long time. It can be fun to break a broken thing."

OTHER PEOPLE

Finn: "Let's have a conversation about family things."
Dana: "That wouldn't be very interesting. I'm sure the nice people at home would rather watch Carrie and Nick Brody vibing at each other for like eleven hours."
Finn: "You're right. My bad."

Jessica: "Where's my husband? I kicked him out of the house and now he's not in the house that I kicked him out of. That makes me mad!"
Everybody: "Shut up, Jessica. Forever."

Greg Merriles: "I have something to do with Nick's job as a Congressman."
Estes: "Lie to everybody about everything. It is for the CIA."
Greg Merriles: "I don't respond well under pressure. That is why I work for the House of Representatives, which nobody even knows what they do."
Estes: "Just lie about everything, okay? Tell people he has the flu. Or diarrhea. People don't ask questions once you drop the d-bomb. I learned this from The Mindy Project."
Greg Merriles: "Girl, I love that show!"

Jessica: "Brody, I am very mad your voicemail!"
Greg Merriles: "Nobody cares! That is the truth!"

QUINN

Quinn: "Did you like that movie?"
Brody: "No sir."
Quinn: "But you remember who Issa was, now? And you loved him? And his dad?"
Brody: "Yeah, all those things. And then he was killed in a drone strike ordered by the Vice President of the United States, whom I prefer to think of as a war criminal."
Quinn: "So that morning, you put on a suicide vest..."
Brody: "Nope. No vest, no bomb, no sweat dropping off my pasty face. No bomb went off, and I killed no one. You've got nothing on me. No real evidence at all."
Quinn: "It reeks, you know."
Brody: "My bullshit?"
Quinn: "Your marriage. Do you think Jessica would like this movie?"
Brody: "Are you kidding me? She fucking lives for this shit. This is like infinity points in the sick game she calls life."