Homeland
Homeland

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 260 USERS: B
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Blood In Blood Out

She sends the kids away -- correctly noting that Finn is drunk, in a chillingly icy WASP way -- and turns her lamps full up, focusing them on Jessica.

Jessica: "So I guess we call the po-po and our lawyers and..."
Cynthia: "The fuck you say. We deal with this Eyes Wide Shut style. You may not know this, but I was actually the agent in charge of staging Marilyn Monroe's fake sui... Not relevant. The point is, shut up and let me handle this because you're been rich and powerful for about one minute."
Jessica: "I dunno, I think maybe we should put on our best overalls and do some stupid cornpone thing that will ruin the government and become the only news cycle for the next month, wrecking everyone's career that is at this party and..."
Cynthia: "You realize I could have you killed, right? And nobody would know it wasn't an accident except me."
Jessica: "I do realize that, but I'm too stupid to care right now."

SUPERMAX

Quinn: "Sorry, the attorney general is what?"
Saul: "At his kid's school play. It's a real fucking laugh-a-minute farce, over here at terrorist prison."
Quinn: "Well, the second she tells you the name and secret origin of El Mysterioso, I will send in SWAT guys. And they are real SWAT guys, this time. Not fake terrorist ones."
Saul: "Should you be out of bed?"
Quinn: "I am being aided by Beautiful Max, The Incompetent Mute."
Saul: "Oh my God that is the best thing I've ever heard. Quinn and Max? Oh my God, I have to hang up now before I scream. That is too fuckin' cute."

SUPERQUAX

Max: "Max am beautiful. Max am incompetent. But Max am no mute. Max talk good talk."
Quinn: "Okay, little guy. Simmer."

SUPERMAX

Saul: "As promised, a romantic picnic for just we two."
Aileen: "I still can't tell if you're dicking with me. But on the true tip, I have Gollum blindness and cannot read this wine bottle. Would you mind giving me your reading glasses?"
Saul: "Yes, here you are. Note that they are made of actual glass, like I am Benjamin Franklin over here."
Aileen: "Did your wife leave you yet?"
Saul: "Yeah, I moved to Lebanon after she moved to Mumbai, which is why I was there at the beginning of the season."
Aileen: "Do you have like a real firm handle on geography? Because Mumbai and Beirut are..."
Saul: "By the time I figured that out, the paperwork had already gone through."
Aileen: "Well, I'm real sorry about all that. I guess it was only a matter of time before your wife noticed that you live like an eight-year-old boy or a raccoon."
Guard: "The attorney general sent us this fax! We had to find our fax machine and plug it in and remember how to work it, but we got the fax! Aileen, you now have a window!"
Aileen: "Oh, great. El Mysterioso, his real name is Mohammed Al Ghamdi. He's been in the States about a year. Last I heard, he lives in Newark, somewhere near Military Park. He's gun crazy! If he sees you coming, he'll shoot you like crazy!"
Saul: "I cannot wait to tell Quinn all of this. His little face will just light up."

Homeland

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