TEAM QUINN

Has located Mohammed Al Ghamdi, 31 Sussex Ave., north side of the street, freestanding, one story. There are so many guys in SWAT gear and Peter Quinn is being so Peter Quinn right now. I wish he was commanding an elite team of silent killers at like all times.

Wait, that isn't El Mysterioso! What are you telling me, that Aileen Crazypants was just jerking Saul around? That she wasn't suddenly interested in helping the American running dogs bring down her cult/terrorist cell? You gotta be shitting me. Surely people can change for the better while they're being systematically tortured by the same system they were trying to take apart. Surely that's a sensible thing that probably happens all the time, right?

Mohammed: "I am chubby and not El Mysterioso at all, but I seem like a decent chap..."
Quinn: "Don't move! Don't do anything weird! I am arresting you! You are SWATted."
Mohammed: "I'm a musician. You know, like Coldplay?"
Quinn: "...Wait, what? That was a fucked up thing to say, mister. Why did you even say that?"

Quinn: "Dear Saul. You are a chump. Love Quinn."
Saul: "Dear Quinn, she is Gollum blind and you should never trust those. Love Saul."
Quinn: "Dear Saul, this person is a grad student or maybe a member of Coldplay? I do not want to do anything with him. I want to just leave him alone. Love, Quinn."
Saul: "Dear Quinn. Somehow I just realized that Aileen is committing suicide. Later. Love, Saul."

Aileen: "Dear Cruel World. Thanks for giving me these spectacles from olden times, the better to kill myself with. I can't say that you will miss me, because I am a crazy bitch, but at least that shit about the window didn't turn out super gay like you thought it would. Love and but mostly hate, Aileen."
Cruel World: "Dear Aileen. Please cram it. No love, Earth."

Saul: "WHY? WHY? WHY?"
Aileen, dying: "Don't ask me why I do things. Who even cares."
Saul: "Well, I guess at least you didn't screw up the window thing and make a metaphor or something..."
Aileen, verbatim: "I just spent the day by the window. A whole day. Light, sun, a view... Best last day I could have."
Saul: "You are such a little asshole! I can't believe that your last act on earth is making this all stupid like that."