Carrie: "Brody! I was just thinking about you. Literally any time of day or night, that would be true. I am always having just thought about you."
Nick: "Carrie, why does my wife know that I killed Tom Walker? It makes me angry!"
Carrie: "I don't know, I know that Mike Faber is being unrealistically perceptive about it, but Saul scared the piss out of him last week so..."
Nick: "Part of watching this show has to do with wondering how long it will be until I have to kill Mike Faber, isn't it. Always that vague feeling."
Carrie: "All I know is, I have nothing of import or at all helpful to say to you."
Nick: "That also makes me mad! Everything makes me mad! Roya is being real sketchy, even for a terrorist, and now you're being all sketchy, even for a Carrie..."
Estes: "-- And I'm here also, just to make you feel even crazier."
Nick: "I don't need a babysitter!"
Estes: "Kind of you do, though. If you really think about it."
Nick: "...Fair enough."
Groundskeeper Basil: "But who watches the watchmen? Ol' Keeper Basil, and a cannier one you won't see. I've got my eye on ye."
THE SHOP/TEAM QUINN
Carrie: "He's in a right mood, guv'nor."
Quinn: "What do your impeccable instincts/bipolar powers/obsession with him tell you?"
Carrie: "He doesn't feel like he has any control right now. I guess I shou..."
Quinn: "This plan involves making out with him. I know it."
Carrie: "I think over time as we work together more you will notice a certain pattern where all of my plans do eventually involve making out with Nick Brody."
Quinn: "Whatever to his feelings and his empowerment and self-esteem. That guy's a double agent and a member of Al Qaeda. I hope things suck for him at least a little bit, to be honest. I hope his life, at the very least, is a succession of Maalox moments."
Carrie: "A Succession Of Maalox Moments is actually the title of this show in certain overseas markets."