A strange lady in a pink twinset, who is real dumb, also has a weird thing going on where she gets off on how Brody was in a hole for eight years. Like, the degradation turns her on. And I don't mean the physical stuff, not the shame or the where did you pee stuff even, but like the actual spiritual degradation and existential misery of being slowly broken down and indoctrinated. That is some next level shit, lady.
Weird Lady: "They broke your bones? That's crazy. And sexy."
Weird Lady: "What else did they do? Tell me real slow."
Weird Lady: "Did you ever just want to kill yourself? If so, how. Using what implements. Describe the scene in vivid detail. As I masturbate."
Chris: "Dad, you wanna go swimming?"
Brody: "Literally anything, I want to do. If you finished that sentence with 'in barbecue sauce' I would still say yes."
Weird Lady: "Take off your shirt real slow so I can look at all your scars all over your body from where you were tortured and infected and lost all sense of yourself or your identity and became a strange no-place, no-person that they then formed like clay according to their own dark designs. Yeah, do it, baby."
I hate you, Weird Lady. You are not allowed to look at Nick Brody like that. Also, be a better person, okay?
Rex Henning: "I'm with Jacob on this one. That was fucking gross."
Groundskeeper Basil: "Aye. When I am king, mayhap, she will be first against the wall."
Walden: "I'm the Vice President! I feel like yelling at you about Gettysburg!"
Estes: "Okay, go for it. As the head of the CIA I totally have time for your ego bullshit. Also being the only black person in a hundred-mile radius."
Walden: "I don't even know how almost blown up I have been in the past, so my shitty mean emotions about this are even more obnoxious!"
Estes: "The important thing is that Peter Quinn is okay."
Walden: "Oooh I bet his little face is so scrunched up this week!"
Estes: "He's like a goddamned angel walking around right here on earth, sir."
Walden: "But grumpy, too! That's a huge part of what makes him so darling is that he's so grumpy!"
Saul: "That warden really is a bastard! I guess dealing with insane traitors and monsters such as yourself all day can really grind you down."