Estes: "Well, if you promise not to tell anybody, I can tell you one more huge secret. But you have to promise, okay?"
Walden: "I promise!"
Estes: "Abu Nazir is in the US!"
Walden: "I want to yell about that so hard! But I promised not to!"
Estes: "Feel free to impotently order me around if you'd like, sir."
Walden, verbatim: "Get me these terrorists, David."

Estes: "Feel better now, you supercilious prick?"
Brody: "He really is an astounding douchebag, isn't he? I'll call Roya."
Estes: "Make the call. Do it."
Brody: "Yeah, I already was. Kind of being a Walden yourself there, a little bit. I'm going to try that on the phone."

Nick: "Roya, I told him if he wants Nick Brody as his running mate, by God he'd better make the invitation at this naval base, in front of returning troops."
Roya: "That's actually a beautiful bit of bookending there, Nick. Your homecoming miracle, and then your wife making that speech that never went anywhere, and now you welcoming them home... If I weren't planning on blowing them all up, it would make a real neat human interest piece. I mean that. Oh, and on that note, you're going to want to stand pretty close to me. You feel me?"
Nick: "Yeah, I get it."
Roya: "I mean the bomb radius."
Nick: "No, I got it."

THE SHOP

Saul: "Okay, we've got some hours to kill so I'm just going to do something that is not checking up on you."
Quinn: "Cool, I'm just going to chill out here and not be totally scary or anything."

SAFEHOUSE

Dana: "All other options being exhausted, I will now be cool with my little brother."
Chris: "Let's do geometry homework."
Dana: "Okay, have you ever heard of the Donkey Theorem?"