Saul: "Our transactions expert is a kid. In a headscarf."
Dar Adal: "Stop being racist! Do you know how many of our banking division got blown up on 12/12? You needed a specialist with language skills, you got one. Oh, and also I am thinking about taking out Carrie Mathison."
Saul: "You just said you weren't doing that!"
Dar Adal: "That was yesterday, before she ruined brunch. Do you know that she is meeting with that same newspaper reporter to tell her side of the story?"
Saul: "But what if she tells her that we hired a guy who wore a suicide vest into a room with the Vice President?"
Dar Adal: "Right? That's what I was thinking. Luckily I have a horrible plan."
Reporter: "Okay, before we start I have one question. Did you know that you are freaking me out?"
Carrie: "This is who I am now. I burn like the sun. I shine with secrets. I can see through your body to objects on the other side of it, and also I can see inside your head."
Reporter: "Do you think you could stop it for like one second?"
Carrie: "I do not. Did you know that you can cure bipolar disorder by listening to Enya?"
Reporter: "I don't think that's true. So anyway, what was it like fucking the Langley Bomber?"
Carrie: "Not as interesting as how the CIA is covering up the truth about everything. About the Big Lie!"
Reporter: "Can you be more specific?"
Carrie: "Nicholas Brody is not responsible for the explosion at Langley."
Reporter: "That's funny, because Saul Berenson didn't mention that to Congress."
Carrie: "That's because he is evil now. Oh, did you by any chance sell me out?"
Reporter: "Right, I forgot to tell you that. I told my editor about you coming in, and I guess he probably called the CIA like immediately."
Cops: "Carrie Mathison? You are under arrest for having too much energy!"
Doctor: "So is it weird being out in the real world again?"
Dana: "I wouldn't know. My mom's a real sack of crap."
Jessica: "Sitting right here. Doctor, Dana thinks she's famous. In a bad way."
Dana: "The word is infamous, and it is correct. My father is a mass murderer. That's the most interesting thing about me and now it will always be the most interesting thing about me."