Boone: "Shut the fuck up and listen. In this envelope you will find new identities, documents, instructions, keys to a new house and a new life, but none of that will be worth a damn if you don't follow one simple rule. Leave your past behind."
Morgan, verbatim: "For how long? I just got accepted into college."
Boone: "Get the fuck out of my sight."
Tate: "I'll explain it to her, don't worry."
Boone: "I'm not worried. I don't give a shit whether you live or die. Just take these documents and stop staring at me, you mouth-breathing Sanderses."
Calls somebody named Mike at the FBI that we have never met before. Who's he calling? Who're you calling, Duncan? Just Mike. Just my friend named Mike who is in one of the agencies that runs our country and is in turn run by Duncan Carlisle.
Mike: "Federal Bureau of Investigations, Mike speaking."
Duncan: "Mike, my wife done run off with my kid and some cancer. Think you could take her hostage real quick?"
Mike: "That is my whole deal, no problem."
Duncan: "Thanks, Mike."
But it is not Mike that shows up to take Nina hostage. No, it is the head of the NSA, Colonel Blair, who is now going rogue because the Conspiracy is turning against him because the Conspiracy doesn't seem to actually exist, if you think about it. G-Man is the entire Conspiracy, everybody else just has ADD and weird murders they feel like doing that have nothing to do with the Conspiracy. Even Colonel Blair doesn't seem that concerned about Operation TMI any more, now that Vanessa has put him on her Hit List that seems to include most people.
Nina: "What is this now?"
Blair: "What's happening is that I am taking you hostage. This is ironic, because nobody in the Conspiracy knows you are the point of one side of the Conspiracy."
Nina: "So to be clear, you are taking me hostage inside of my husband taking me hostage, having already taken him hostage so that he would take the Sanderses hostage?"
Blair: "The show's called Hostages, the people viewing it need to see people constantly taking each other hostage or else they will be like, 'Why is this show even called that? They should have called it Making Weird Awful Faces if that's what the show is actually going to be about.'"
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