Beardy: "Home girl, clearly what I am saying is, 'Please don't blow me up.' And that if you do, I will still be in love with you. But Duncan and Archer will kill the shit out of you."
She stares at herself in the bathroom mirror but probably she's just thinking about money. Piles and piles of cold hard cash, rolls of quarters, krugerrands, cashier's checks. Doubloons.
A LOVELY BED & BREAKFAST OUTSIDE DC
Beardy: "Not to be super sketchy, but can I buy your cabin for a week, in advance, and with the assurance that I will not be bothered?"
Proprietor: "You one of them gay GOP boys? I can give you the Log Cabin special..."
Beardy: "No, it's for a friend. A young friend of mine. We skateboard together at night but that's it."
Proprietor: "Okay, creep. Just give me the money. But if I see something, I will say something. You feel me?"
Why not just take him back to that haunted mansion that was never explained why Beardy has access to some random haunted mansion? He liked it there and clearly the neighbors could not hear the haunted sounds of him being there. I just want Jake to be happy. And not dead. Spoiler alert: he is going to end up at least one of those things. (P.S., No he isn't.)
Not even a stern look, not even her awe-inspiring cold WASP anger, can get that bedroom door unlocked.
Dr. Kagan: "Hello, are you Gramps? I am a wildly hot, gigantic oncologist."
Gramps: "You are all of those things, yes."
Dr. Kagan: "Where is Nina? She left the hospital in a damn hurry."
Gramps: "Oh, she is with Aunt Leslie now. That's what we call not being around."
Dr. Kagan: "Because I went to her house and she's not there either..."
Gramps: "You are very thorough, for a specialist. Do you not have other patients?"
Suddenly, Soy-Soy: "Mommy's very special, Gramps. Like right now, Mommy is upstairs being held hostage. Can we let her out of that room where she's a prisoner, or...?"
Dr. Kagan: "That raises no flags for me. Good day, sir. Good day, Soy-Soy."
Nina bangs on the window as Dr. Kagan is driving away, but he doesn't hear her. He is a complicated man, Dr. Kagan. He will drive to multiple residences and even check in with random relatives, unbidden and weirdly, but at the same time puts no stock in Soy-Soy's BS. It should be clear from the three-piece business suit she's wearing, and the bronze Olympic Medal for Diving around her neck, that Soy-Soy's opinions have at least some merit to them.