Off the Record

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: A+ | 35 USERS: C
The 5 Stages of Ho


Tate runs to Gramps with a wild tale of needing to tell the cops about a serious hostage situation he knows about, so Gramps shows him a picture (whence? how?) of Duncan Carlisle's hot ass giving it to Ellen Sanders in the kitchen. Surprisingly, Tate changes priorities at this point and decides to tattle to Nina instead. Hopefully this will give her the necessary impetus to come straighten some shit out Chez Sanders, because they've been begging for her classy touch since Go. Also, who cares about Duncan Carlisle getting kidnapped at the end of tonight's episode? Show of hands? Thought so.

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Good Wife, Homeland, Hostages, and Masters Of Sex for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at, Twitter, and Facebook, as well as a regular column for, Geek Love.

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