House

You're Risking a Doctor's Life!

By Montykins | Aired on 05.21.2012

Everybody Dies - "We start the final episode on House's face, passed out on the floor." I know that's how it starts because they read it out in the wrap-up show just before the finale. Hey, if they're going to describe the...

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8-23 Weecap	You're Risking a Doctor's Life! Everybody Dies - It's the last episode! Ever! Will House get out of this burning building? Will he kiss Cuddy? Who knows!	05.21.2012	A	Montykins
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
8-22 Weecap	The Next to the Last House on the Left Holding On - Wilson wants to give up and die, but House doesn't want to let him. Featuring the return of Doctor Thirteen.	05.14.2012 05.16.2012	A	Montykins
8-21 Weecap	Road Trip! Post Mortem - Wilson takes House on a last desperate escape from cancer. And a guy from the morgue is sick. Then Chase quits.	05.07.2012 05.09.2012	A-	Montykins
8-20 Weecap	CANCER! The C-Word - A little girl has a rare genetic anomaly that has nothing to do with her disease and Wilson's got cancer.	04.30.2012 05.02.2012	B+	Montykins
8-19 Weecap	Dream a Little Dream Body and Soul - Park has sexy dreams about Chase, and an eight-year-old has unsexy dreams about being strangled by old people.	04.23.2012 04.25.2012	B-	Montykins
8-18 Weecap	Dolly We Need the Eggs - House is shopping for a new prostitute, and the patient of the week has a realistic sex doll. Seems like the two plots could have come together, right?	04.16.2012 04.18.2012	B	Montykins
8-17 Weecap	Goon Gut Check - Taub has issues about hockey players, apparently. And House runs an elaborate scam on Wilson.	04.09.2012 04.11.2012	B	Drunken Bee
8-16 Weecap	Army Men Blowing the Whistle - House might be sick. Or it might be an elaborate ruse to test the people around him. Guess which is more likely!	04.02.2012 04.04.2012	B-	Montykins
8-15 Weecap	Loud Noises! Love Is Blind - A blind gentleman loses his hearing but saves his relationship. But who cares, because there's Billy Connolly!	03.19.2012 03.21.2012	B	Montykins
8-14 Weecap	A Marriage Based on Honesty Man of the House - House's wife is back! Also, there's a guy with some sort of disease or something, I don't know.	02.20.2012 02.21.2012	B-	Montykins
8-13 Weecap	Lymphs and Limps Chase - Chase befriends a nun with lymph problems and manages to find time to both sleep with her and operate on her neck.	02.13.2012 02.15.2012	C-	Montykins
8-11 Weecap	Results-Oriented Thinking Nobody's Fault - A chemistry teacher collapsed while jogging, and that somehow results in Chase getting stabbed. Who's to blame? Was it...YOU?	02.06.2012 02.08.2012	B-	Montykins
8-10 Weecap	Livin' on the Edge Runaways - A young lady named Callie doesn't live with her parents. Also, she might have an aneurysm or something.	01.30.2012 02.01.2012	C+	Montykins
8-9 Weecap	Don't You Forget About Me Better Half - Everyone lies, right? Well what about this guy with Alzheimer's? He just kind of mumbles in Portuguese!	01.23.2012 01.25.2012	B	Montykins
8-8 Weecap	House of Lies Perils of Paranoia - The team handles a prosecutor who may or may not be paranoid. I mean, he's definitely paranoid, but it might not be a symptom.	11.28.2011 11.30.2011	B	Montykins
8-7 Weecap	Multiple Diagnosis Disorder Dead & Buried - Two cases are in play: one's a girl with multiple personalities and one's a dead boy who's deaf.	11.21.2011 11.23.2011	C-	Montykins
8-6 Weecap	House Arrest Parents - A young man's dreams of being a clown take a bad, syphilitic turn. And House goes to a boxing game!	11.14.2011 11.16.2011	B	Montykins
8-5 Weecap	The Case of the Missing Skin The Confession - Everybody lies, especially people with brain problems. Even Apollo!	11.07.2011 11.14.2011	C-	Montykins
8-4 Weecap	All You Need Is Cash Risky Business - Park's disciplinary hearing means she could get fired! But she doesn't, obviously.	10.31.2011 11.02.2011	C+	Montykins
8-3 Weecap	Minus Thirteen Charity Case - Wentworth Miller has a critical case of overcharity and Thirteen comes in just so she can leave again.	10.17.2011 10.19.2011	B+	Montykins
8-2 Weecap	One of These Days, House. Bang! Transplant - House is sprung out of prison so he can work on some disembodied lungs. And then Wilson punches him. It's all very heartwarming!	10.10.2011 10.12.2011	C+	Montykins
8-1 Weecap	Welcome to the Big House Twenty Vicodin - House is in prison, but that doesn't stop him from saving crickets and misdiagnosing people with lupus. As usual.	10.03.2011 10.05.2011	B-	Montykins
7-23 Recap	House Wrecker Moving On - House stops trying to hurt himself in favor of hurting other houses. Specifically, Cuddy's.	05.23.2011 05.31.2011	D	Sara M
7-22 Recap	Take Your Work Home After Hours - House and the Cottages might have the night off from PPTH, but that doesn't mean they stop being doctors! No, they're either performing surgery on themselves or their prison friends or simply trying to diagnose strippers with skin cancer. Shockingly, none of their extra-curricular activities go very well.	05.16.2011 05.23.2011	C-	Sara M
7-21 Recap	Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am The Fix - House's team treats a promiscuous bomb scientist because House is too busy betting on boxing matches and injecting himself with stolen experimental drugs.	05.09.2011 05.16.2011	B-	Sara M
7-20 Recap	You Can't Win If You Don't Play Changes - House tries to treat a lottery winner in between appointments with Cuddy, Cuddy's mother and Cuddy's mother's lawyer.	05.02.2011 05.06.2011	C	Sara M
7-19 Recap	Sail Away Last Temptation - House finally gets Masters to lie to a patient just in time for her to leave.	04.18.2011 04.25.2011	B	Sara M
7-18 Recap	Oh, Brother The Dig - Hadley is back and more annoyingly mysterious than ever.	04.11.2011 04.18.2011	C	Sara M
7-17 Recap	Can't Win 'Em All Fall from Grace - House and his team treat a man who ends up being a serial killer and a cannibal, while House marries a woman who ends up not being Cuddy.	03.21.2011 03.28.2011	B-	Sara M
7-16 Recap	A Load Of Bull Out Of The Chute - House's team treats a bullrider while House treats his post-break-up blues with a hotel room, Vicodin, suicidal thoughts and hookers. Again.	03.14.2011 03.21.2011	C	Sara M
7-15 Recap	Get Happy Bombshells - Taub realizes he's treating a boy with serious emotional problems, while Cuddy realizes she's dating one.	03.07.2011 03.14.2011	B	Sara M
7-14 Recap	Diagnosis: Pants Afire Recession Proof - Patients lie, House and Cuddy are gross, and it's not lupus.	02.28.2011 03.04.2011	A	LuluBates
7-13 Recap	Back to School Fail Two Stories - House speaks at a private school's Career Day because Cuddy is mad at him for acting like himself. Disaster ensues.	02.21.2011 02.28.2011	C-	Sara M
7-12 Recap	Forget She Not You Must Remember This - For Valentine's Day, House half-heartedly treats both a woman with a perfect memory and Wilson's love life.	02.14.2011 02.22.2011	B+	Sara M
7-11 Recap	Murphy Down Family Practice - Cuddy's horrible mother returns with heart problems that threaten to ruin Martha's career and House and Cuddy's relationship. But then everything stays the same.	02.07.2011 02.14.2011	B	Sara M
7-10 Recap	Basic Training Carrot or Stick - A juvenile delinquent boot camp instructor and one of his pupils are ignored in favor of Chase's tiny penis and Rachel's tiny brain.	01.24.2011 01.31.2011	B+	Sara M
7-9 Recap	Murphy Frown Larger Than Life - House puts Cuddy's mom, played by Candice Bergen, to sleep. With drugs!	01.17.2011 01.24.2011	A-	Sara M
7-8 Recap	Everybody Lies. Except Martha. Also Sam. Small Sacrifices - Another God-loving patient shows up at PPTH to annoy House with his faithful ways, while a PPTH bigwig's wedding brings everyone's trust issues with each other to the surface. Again. Some more.	11.22.2010 11.29.2010	B	Sara M
7-7 Recap	Sail Away A Pox On Our House - A family's sunken slave ship diving tour ends with a case of 200-year-old mystery pox that only the combined efforts of House, the new Cottage, and a Dutch stripper can solve.	11.15.2010 11.22.2010	B+	Sara M
7-6 Recap	Electioneering Office Politics - House is saddled with a slimy, lying campaign advisor as his latest patient and an uptight, truth-telling med student as his latest temporary Cottage. Also, Taub has a surprising amount of game.	11.08.2010 11.11.2010	C	Sara M
7-5 Recap	Baby in a Corner Unplanned Parenthood - Hilarity ensues when House has to baby-sit one child and diagnose another! Oh, except for the part where the newborn baby gets cancer and then her mom dies. That wasn't very funny.	10.18.2010 10.25.2010	C	Sara M
7-4 Recap	Work It Out Massage Therapy - House gets a new lady Cottage who's just as useless as all of the other ones were.	10.11.2010 10.18.2010	B+	Sara M
8-3 Recap	Authorial Intent Unwritten - House desperately tries to save a suicidal author. Or, more accurately, the books he still wants her to write.	10.04.2010 10.08.2010	B	M. Giant
7-2 Recap	Sickle Selfless Selfish - House struggles with his new girlfriend/boss and her refusal to let him have any fun with his newest patient, the only unselfish teenage girl in the entire world.	09.27.2010 10.04.2010	B+	Sara M
7-1 Recap	Lobe It Or Hate It Now What? - House and Cuddy's day-long new relationship sex-and-talk session is pretty boring and so sappy that it makes PPTH's only neurosurgeon throw up. Well, that and the toad eggs.	09.20.2010 09.27.2010	C	Sara M
6-21 Recap	Help Me Help Me - A crane crashes into a building, ending at least two relationships and beginning one.	05.17.2010 05.24.2010	A	Sara M
6-20 Recap	Flashback Baggage - Remember at the beginning of this season when House was committed and had to go to therapy and learn to love or something? For like three episodes? And then they dropped it? Well, it's back.	05.10.2010 05.17.2010	C-	Sara M
6-19 Recap	Conversion The Choice - House's patient tries to convert himself into a heterosexual while House tries to convert himself into someone fun. Neither sticks, but there was karaoke.	05.03.2010 05.10.2010	B-	Sara M
6-18 Recap	Open and Shut Open and Shut - The show that brought us "everybody lies" decides to switch things up this week with a patient who tells her husband the truth about everything in their open marriage, which inspires Taub and Wilson to tell their women the truth as well.	04.26.2010 05.03.2010	B-	Sara M
6-17 Recap	Knight Fail Knight Fall - A Ren Faire "knight" who is devoted to his anachronistic lifestyle, the occult, and steroids winds up at PPTH. House dresses up and down.	04.19.2010 04.26.2010	B	Sara M
6-16 Recap	Lockdown Lockdown - A baby goes missing, so the entire staff is just forced to sit around and talk about their feelings.	04.12.2010 04.19.2010	C+	Sara M
6-15 Recap	Weird Science Black Hole - As usual, the case is solved by House miraculously figuring out that the patient had sex with someone they shouldn't have. Oh, and Wilson goes furniture shopping. Riveting.	03.15.2010 03.22.2010	C+	Sara M
6-14 Recap	Blogs and Logs Private Lives - This week's patient is a popular blogger who reveals everything about her personal life except the one thing that could be medically relevant: her poop. In other news, Wilson is an accidental porn star.	03.08.2010 03.15.2010	B	Sara M
6-13 Recap	Lisa Cuddy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day 5 To 9 - Ever wonder what Cuddy does all day? Well, now you know.	02.08.2010 02.16.2010	B-	Sara M
6-12 Recap	4th And Goal Moving The Chains - House juggles a college football player who'd rather die than miss his only chance to be scouted by the NFL, an army man who'd rather lose a body part than be deployed again, Cuddy's stupid boyfriend who'd rather catch a possum than leave us all alone forever, and Foreman's brother, who'd rather fetch Frappuccinos than truly show Foreman how sorry he is for his past actions.	02.01.2010 02.08.2010	B	Sara M
6-11 Recap	Everybody Apologize Remorse - House treats a hot woman who turns out to be a psychopath with no conscience or emotions. Meanwhile, everyone finds a way to be sorry about something because it's in the episode title.	01.25.2010 02.01.2010	A-	Sara M
6-10 Recap	Three's Company The Down Low - House, Wilson, and the Cottages mistake this week's episode for a cheesy '80s sitcom, while their patient mistakes it for a cheesy '80s cop show.	01.11.2010 01.19.2010	A-	Sara M
6-9 Recap	Good Friend, Bad Oncologist Wilson - We get an episode from Wilson's perspective in which he gains a bit of spine while losing a bit of liver.	11.30.2009 12.07.2009	B+	Sara M
6-8 Recap	I Think I'm Dumb. Maybe Just Happy. Ignorance is Bliss - House treats a man who would rather be dumb and happy than smart and sad, while he and his co-workers face the choice of being smart and happy or dumb and sad.	11.23.2009 11.30.2009	B-	Sara M
6-7 Recap	The Straw That Broke The Cameron's Back Teamwork - Her boss is kind of evil, her husband is a murderer, and she's being forced to treat a man who's a porn star and proud of it. It's all too much for Cameron to take, so she doesn't.	11.16.2009 11.23.2009	C-	Sara M
6-6 Recap	Pants Afire Known Unknowns - House annoys Cuddy into telling the truth and drugs Wilson to keep him from it.	11.09.2009 11.13.2009	C	LuluBates
6-5 Recap	It's All In Your Head Brave Heart - A patient is haunted by the premature deaths of his entire paternal line, Chase is haunted by his guilty murderer conscience, and House is haunted by auditory hallucinations that sound a lot like Wilson.	10.19.2009 10.23.2009	B	Sara M
6-4 Recap	Instant Coma Instant Karma - A billionaire thinks his good fortune is the reason for his son's mysterious illness. Everyone except Cameron is too busy dealing with less interesting things to care, like Dibala's cholesterol levels and Hadley's trip to Thailand.	10.12.2009 10.19.2009	B	Sara M
6-3 Recap	Home Despot The Tyrant - House and the original Cottages are working together again, but someone dies anyway.	10.05.2009 10.12.2009	B+	Sara M
6-2 Recap	Pwned Epic Fail - A videogame designer's hot little hands land in Foreman's as he attempts to prove to Cuddy that he can lead the diagnostics department after House quits. By the end, House ends up getting the diagnosis anyway, Taub quits, and Hadley is fired. And yet, Cuddy still gives Foreman the job.	09.28.2009 10.05.2009	B	Sara M
6-1 Recap	House, Interrupted Broken - House went to the mental hospital and all we got was this lousy episode.	09.21.2009 09.28.2009	C-	Sara M
5-24 Recap	Raise Your Alien Hand If You're Sure Both Sides Now - Sara M recaps as House treats a deodorant-loving man whose hand has a mind of its own, only to find out that his own mind has a mind of its own, too.	05.11.2009 05.18.2009	A-	Sara M
5-23 Recap	Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer Under My Skin - Sara M recaps as hallucinating House treats a ballerina by making her skin fall off and Cuddy treats him to some post-detox sex.	05.04.2009 05.11.2009	B	Sara M
5-22 Recap	The Perils of Multitasking House Divided - Sara M recaps as House and his subconscious, played by CTB, attempt to treat a deaf patient while simultaneously planning Chase's bachelor party. Neither event is a particular success.	04.27.2009 05.01.2009	B+	Sara M
5-21 Recap	Mirth Day Saviors - Sara M recaps as House treats an environmental activist whose relationship issues are contagious, causing Cameron and Chase to break up for a few minutes before getting engaged. House solves everything and goes home triumphant and almost happy -- until a former Cottage pays him a visit.	04.13.2009 04.20.2009	A-	Sara M
5-20 Recap	Carnival Simple Explanation - Sara M recaps as three people are determined to kill themselves. One succeeds.	04.06.2009 04.13.2009	C	Sara M
5-19 Recap	Poor Lee, Doing Poorly Locked In - Sara M recaps as House treats a man named Lee who can't move except to blink his eyes. Kumar does all the work while Wilson tries to find out why House is getting in motorcycle accidents in New York State. And Foreman gets all bent out of shape over a stupid bracelet.	03.30.2009 04.03.2009	A-	Sara M
5-18 Recap	Debby Downer Here Kitty - Sara M recaps as House takes on a cat named Debby that can predict nursing home deaths while Taub takes on recession-fueled poverty.	03.16.2009 03.23.2009	B+	Sara M
5-17 Recap	Double House, Double Wilson The Social Contract - Sara M recaps as House treats a man with brain damage that makes him act like House himself, but is too busy dealing with Wilson and his long-lost brother to take full advantage of it.	03.09.2009 03.16.2009	B+	Sara M
5-16 Recap	Identity Crisis The Softer Side - Sara M recaps as House, whose new methadone painkiller has put him in a clean-shaven, suit-wearing good mood, treats a boy who is actually part girl. Meanwhile, Hadley identifies with the patient and ruins his life.	02.23.2009 03.02.2009	A-	Sara M
5-15 Recap	Personal Jesus Unfaithful - Sara M recaps as House treats a priest who's lost his faith but is hallucinating Jesus. Hadley and Foreman get more screen time than ever, and Cuddy can't stop straddling the fence when it comes to her feelings for House.	02.16.2009 02.23.2009	B	Sara M
5-14 Recap	Bloated The Greater Good - Sara M recaps as House treats a selfish ex-cancer researcher who has a killer period, while Foreman’s selfishness puts Hadley through her umpteenth medical crisis that takes screen time away from the potentially decent C-plot scraps Taub and Wilson are thrown.	02.02.2009 02.04.2009	B	Sara M
5-13 Recap	Special Education Big Baby - Sara M recaps as everyone learns a Very Important Lesson when House treats a special needs teacher with a sunny attitude he despises. Fortunately, Cameron is now in charge to approve any and all wacky diagnostic tests he lines up for her, as Cuddy is stuck at home with the baby she hates.	01.26.2009 01.29.2009	B+	Sara M
5-12 Recap	Everybody Hurts Painless - Sara M recaps as this week, everyone has a different method of coping with the pain in their lives. House does it by destroying his plumbing. His patient does it by trying to kill himself over and over again. Cuddy does it by giving Cameron a promotion. And Foreman does it by scheming to give Hadley enough false hope to agree to date him.	01.19.2009 01.21.2009	C+	Sara M
5-11 Recap	Bully For You Joy To The World - Sara M recaps as a bullied teenager's organs fail and House is too busy faking Christmas miracles for his Clinic patients to care. Cuddy steps in instead, and even though the patient dies she leaves a nice big tip: a baby for Cuddy to adopt. Meanwhile, Foreman and Kumar make up for their own bully pasts, with very different results.	12.09.2008 12.15.2008	B	Sara M
5-10 Recap	Piece of Cake Let Them Eat Cake - Sara M recaps as House treats a fitness freak with a gastric bypass past, Kumar and Taub treat a patient at Kumar's new online clinic that he's operating under House's name, Foreman treats Hadley with trial drugs and hard truths, and Cuddy treats herself to House's office.	12.02.2008 12.05.2008	A	Sara M
5-9 Recap	PPTH Security Fails Again Last Resort - Sara M recaps as a man desperate for a diagnosis takes House, Hadley, and some Clinic patients hostage. Hadley and House take this as an opportunity to see who can put their lives in more danger.	11.25.2008 12.01.2008	C	Sara M
5-8 Recap	Fratricide Emancipation - Sara M recaps as we get two cases this week: an emancipated minor comes to PPTH with lung and lying issues and Foreman realizes that he hasn't done a thing for one and half seasons now and takes a case of his own. In a shocking coincidence, both of them involve inadequate sibling supervision.	11.18.2008 11.24.2008	A-	Sara M
5-7 Recap	House Call The Itch - House gets stuck with a patient who doesn't want to leave the house.	11.11.2008 11.17.2008	A-	Sara M
5-5 Recap	Pregnant Pause Joy - Single working mothers who just got the once-in-a-lifetime chance to adopt a baby, please step forward … not so fast, Cuddy.	10.28.2008 11.03.2008	A-	Sara M
5-5 Recap	Hadley Does Badly Lucky Thirteen - Sara M recaps as Hadley gets yet another episode dedicated to her problems. Why can't she get a fast-acting strain of Huntington's and die already? For subplots, we have Wilson returning to PPTH and House dying to find out what he's hiding and Foreman realizing that he's boring. How very meta of him.	10.21.2008 10.27.2008	B+	Sara M
5-4 Recap	Nailed Birthmarks - Sara M recaps as the Patient of the Week deals with the aftereffects of her biological parents' attempt to kill her and House deals with the aftereffects of his adoptive father's attempt to raise him.	10.14.2008 10.20.2008	A	Sara M
5-3 Recap	Bring It On Adverse Events - Sara M recaps as House tries to find out why an artist is seeing in abstract and Taub identifies with his patient's inability to tell his girlfriend the truth. Meanwhile, Lucas uncovers House's secret past as a cheerleader.	09.30.2008 10.06.2008	A-	Sara M
5-2 Recap	Friend$hip Not Cancer - Sara M recaps as House and his team try to find out what killed the recipients of the same man's donor organs and is about to kill one more. Meanwhile, House tries to find a new friend in another PPTH doctor who will buy his lunch but ultimately settles for a private investigator who charges per hour to be House's friend.	09.23.2008 09.24.2008	B+	Sara M
5-1 Recap	How Wilson Lost A Girlfriend But Gained A Spine Dying Changes Everything - House refuses to treat his latest patient to protest Wilson quitting PPTH. Huntington's Hadley tries to cure both the patient's body and mind, only to fail at both. But she sure does take up plenty of camera time	09.16.2008 09.17.2008	B	Sara M
4-16 Recap	Smile Time Wilson's Heart - Sara M recaps as House struggles to save Wilson's dying girlfriend until it becomes apparent that not only is she not savable, but it's also partly his fault she's sick in the first place. Hadley learns that there's room for two tragic early young lady doctor deaths on this show, Kumar is an orphan, and how can you even read this through your tears?	05.19.2008 05.27.2008	A+	Sara M
4-15 Recap	Busted House's Head - House outdoes itself when House is injured in a bus accident and loses four hours of his memory. When he finally gets it back, it's the best ten minutes of television you might ever see, and Sara M is recapping it for you.	05.12.2008 05.19.2008	A+	Sara M
4-14 Recap	Cuddy's Living Nightmare Living the Dream - House diagnoses his favorite soap star from afar with a brain tumor and then kidnaps him to treat it -- all while PPTH is being inspected by the accreditation committee.	05.05.2008 05.12.2008	A-	Sara M
4-13 Recap	Three Strikes No More Mr. Nice Guy - House's first post-strike episode features a nurses strike, bowling strikes, and some crazy subplots about syphilis and friend custody that strike out.	04.28.2008 05.05.2008	A+	Sara M
4-12 Recap	Mazeltohno Don't Ever Change - House divides his time between undermining Wilson and treating an Orthodox Jew who used to be a record producer.	02.04.2008 02.11.2008	B+	Sara M
4-11 Recap	That's Cold Frozen - Love is in the air, as House treats a South Pole-bound Mira Sorvino via webcam and his heart grows three sizes. Wilson freezes House out of his romantic life, refusing to reveal the identity of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, the Cottages are stuck down in ER trying to ruin Cameron's life until either House gets his cable back or they learn a lesson.	02.02.2008 02.10.2008	A	Sara M
4-10 Recap	It's A Lot of Stuff We've Seen Before It's A Wonderful Lie - What do you do when you have to churn out as many episodes as possible before a writers' strike? You take stuff from several episodes and mash it all together in this semi-coherent, semi-interesting episode about a woman who never lies to daughter except the one time it counts. Then she gets breast cancer in her knee.	01.28.2008 02.04.2008	D	Sara M
4-9 Recap	Games Over Games - Cuddy forces House to choose his Cottages and everyone says "games" a lot. In the end, House gets to hire three Cottages instead of two, thanks to a combination of Cuddy's gullibility and strict enforcement of PPTH's token female staffing rule; Wilson gets sued for giving a terminal cancer patient good news; and the show repeats a diagnosis when the patient ends up having crazy measles.	11.26.2007 12.03.2007	B	Sara M
4-8 Recap	The Illusionist You Don't Want To Know - House makes his magician patient think he's dying and one of his employees think she inherited the fatal degenerative disease that killed her mother, all in the name of curiosity.	11.19.2007 11.26.2007	B+	Sara M
4-7 Recap	Ugly Girls Need Not Apply Ugly - This week, we discover that House only hires women who are hot and then is too distracted by their hotness to do his job properly. PS loves his wife so much that he cheated on her with his hot nurse. But don't worry, patient of the week with giant head deformity: it's what's inside that counts. Sure.	11.12.2007 11.19.2007	B+	Sara M
4-6 Recap	Doctors Without Boundaries Whatever It Takes - House is whisked off to the CIA to cure an agent and make lewd sexual advances. Foreman is left in charge of the Numbers, who refuse to respect his authority. Random Guy finally gets a personality, unfortunately for his patient and the medical community in general.	11.05.2007 11.12.2007	B-	Sara M
4-5 Recap	Who's the Fairest One of All? Mirror, Mirror - No one is in this episode, where the writers make up a form of amnesia and insult the viewers' intelligence, Cuddy forces House to employ Foreman again, and the opportunity to learn something about the Numbers is pretty much wasted.	10.29.2007 11.05.2007	D+	Sara M
4-4 Recap	Irene Sees Dead People Guardian Angels - A patient hallucinates up a bunch of dead people, but the Numbers are too busy fighting which each other and digging up actual dead people to be of much assistance. Speaking of ass, Cameron butts into House's business and cares way more about whom he'll hire than she should.	10.22.2007 10.29.2007	A	Sara M
4-3 Recap	Everybody Dies 97 Seconds - House kills his patient of the week, his patient of the week's dog, his Clinic patient, and himself. Foreman manages to save his patient's life, but can't save his job. He should have no problem finding employment at PPTH, as it's the bottom of the hospital barrel at this point.	10.08.2007 10.15.2007	C-	Sara M
4-2 Recap	New Kids On The Block The Right Stuff - House whittles his forty fellow candidates down while treating a NASA pilot who doesn't want any tests that will ruin her chances of flying into outer space. Meanwhile, the former Cottages walk around PPTH in slow motion.	10.01.2007 10.08.2007	B	Sara M
4-1 Recap	Maturity Hour Alone - While a team-less House bungles his way through a case to prove that he doesn't need new Cottages, Wilson and Cuddy steal things and send out silent-treatment order memos to prove that he does.	09.24.2007 10.01.2007	B	Sara M
3-24 Recap	Everybody Leaves Human Error - A Cuban couple risk their lives to see House, and he treats the wife so well that her heart stops for a day, then it randomly restarts. He's able to solve the case, but he can't keep Foreman and Cameron from quitting, nor can he stop himself from firing Chase. He can't even make himself care, so how can we?	05.28.2007 06.02.2007	C-	Sara M
3-23 Recap	Jerked Around The Jerk - House sends the staff on a wild goose chase to solve the mystery of Who Sabotaged Foreman's Job Interview, while, with somewhat less enthusiasm, they also try to figure out why the most horrible boy in the world -- whose personality bears a remarkable resemblance to House's -- is having severe head pains and multiple organ failure. Also, Foreman is still quitting.	05.14.2007 05.19.2007	A	Sara M
3-22 Recap	Folger's Crystals Resignation - Wilson secretly replaces House's regular coffee with anti-depressants. House secretly replaces Wilson's regular coffee with speed. The patient of the week secretly replaces Tylenol gel caps with kitchen cleanser. A clinic patient secretly replaces soy tofu nut burgers with cheeseburgers. And Foreman secretly replaces the stuff I liked about his character with annoying self-righteousness.	05.07.2007 05.13.2007	B-	Sara M
3-21 Recap	The Yips Family - After killing a patient last week, Foreman struggles to make necessary decisions with possible fatal consequences, which House likens to a case of "the yips," a sports-performance-anxiety-related condition. House gives him four days to get over it while he struggles with his own case of the yips -- in this case, a yippy little dog who keeps chewing up his stuff.	04.30.2007 05.07.2007	B-	Sara M
3-20 Recap	Huge Ego, Sorry House Training - House is too busy plotting against Wilson and Cuddy's budding friendship and stealing Wilson's dog to stop Foreman from killing a patient.	04.23.2007 04.24.2007	B	Sara M
3-19 Recap	Everyone Has Hormones Except Cameron Act Your Age - Even little kids have them this week, as a brother and sister are admitted for various health problems stemming from a mysterious hormonal imbalance. Wilson asks Cuddy out to the theater, prompting a jealous response from House, who then asks Cuddy out for himself. Chase tries to get Cameron back, but she still maintains that she doesn't have feelings for him.	04.16.2007 04.22.2007	A	Sara M
3-18 Recap	Flakes On A Plane Airborne - Cuddy is convinced that a passenger on a flight with her and House has meningitis, and she manages to make herself and the rest of the plane's passengers almost die from meningitis they don't even have. Fortunately, House quickly diagnoses them all with mass hysteria and with being total hypochondriac babies before diagnosing the original sick passenger with sucking at SCUBA diving. Meanwhile, some lady and her prostitute come to PPTH and are subjected to the incompetence of its staff when House isn't around to bail them out.	04.09.2007 04.15.2007	B	Sara M
3-17 Recap	Fatal Disposition Fetal Position - A pregnant woman is determined to save the baby that's killing her. House tries to kill the baby anyway, while Cuddy loses her objectivity, ruins the patient's lungs, threatens to kill House, and somehow manages to save everyone.	04.02.2007 04.09.2007	B+	Sara M
3-16 Recap	Pissed Off Top Secret - House goes days without peeing thanks to his Vicodin usage. In the meantime, he treats the man of his dreams. (No, not Wilson.)	03.26.2007 04.01.2007	C+	Sara M
3-15 Recap	What Would You Say? Half-Wit - House has terminal brain cancer, and the Cottages are too bereft to treat the patient of the week, a guy whose brain damage turned him into a musical savant played by Dave Matthews.	03.05.2007 03.12.2007	A	Sara M
3-14 Recap	Harvest Insensitive - A girl who can't feel pain shows up in the PPTH ER, and House can't wait to steal her spinal nerves for his own selfish ends. Then she ends up actually being sick, so he has to work, too. It turns out that she has a huge tapeworm in her gut that's stealing all her nutrients, thus giving her various vitamin deficiencies. With all this going on, you'd think House wouldn't have the time to ruin Cuddy's promising blind date. He does.	02.12.2007 02.18.2007	A	Sara M
3-13 Recap	Scared Lovers Try Positions They Can't Handle Needle In A Haystack - That's Cameron's mnemonic device for remembering the wrist bones, and it's also what puts Stevie into PPTH's clutches this week. Meanwhile, House fights to reclaim his parking space from a woman in a wheelchair.	02.05.2007 02.11.2007	B+	Sara M
3-12 Recap	One Day, One Womb One Day, One Room - House is forced to do Clinic duty, and his rape-victim patient forms an unfortunate emotional attachment to him, which can't be good for anyone. Especially when it turns out that she's pregnant and wants to keep her baby. Cameron gets stuck watching a terminal cancer patient die. Foreman and Chase wonder what happened to their screentime.	01.29.2007 02.04.2007	C+	Sara M
3-11 Recap	Broken Arc Syndrome Words And Deeds - House leaves a young male patient suffering from menopause and broken heart syndrome in the care of the Cottages while he deals with rehab and court, and they manage to get strangled and erase all of their patient's memories unnecessarily. But it's all good because Cuddy lies in court to get the case against House dismissed and Tritter is now just a bad memory.	01.08.2007 01.14.2007	C-	Sara M
3-10 Recap	A Little Of This, A Little Of That Merry Little Christmas - House treats a dwarf with multiple organ failure while Cuddy cuts off his Vicodin supply to force him to take the deal Wilson and Tritter worked out for him. It's a Christmas episode that manages to be both funny and sad, almost over-the-top melodramatic and intense, and anything but heartwarming.	12.11.2006 12.16.2006	B-	Sara M
3-9 Recap	House The Magician Finding Judas - Watch as he makes his allies disappear and tries to saw a little girl in half!	11.27.2006 12.04.2006	B+	Sara M
3-8 Recap	Passive-Aggressive Whac-A-Mole - An eighteen-year-old stuck raising his siblings comes down with a nice variety of diseases. The patient isn't too concerned about finding a cure for his condition, though, because being sick gives him a guilt-free way to get out of parenting his siblings. Meanwhile, Tritter makes Wilson's life more and more miserable, and Wilson just takes it.	11.20.2006 11.26.2006	B	Sara M
3-7 Recap	Suspended Disbelief Son Of Coma Guy - There's a lot of impossibilities here: House manages to wake up a man in a vegetative state for one day, which the guy would rather spend eating hoagies in Atlantic City than helping save his son's life. Meanwhile, Tritter invades various PPTH locations to interrogate the Cottages and freezes Wilson's bank account for absolutely no reason.	11.13.2006 11.19.2006	B	Sara M
3-6 Recap	Vogler II: Electric Vog-a-loo Que Será Será - There's a new fat guy at PPTH, but he's just the patient, not the antagonist. That title belongs to Detective Tritter, who continues his insane quest for ass thermometer justice.	11.06.2006 11.12.2006	C+	Sara M
3-5 Recap	Awkward Fools For Love - While House tries to find out whether Wilson is dating a new nurse, a young happily married couple come in with similar baffling symptoms. Since this show hates love, their happiness will be destroyed in the worst way possible. Also, House leaves a thermometer in a Clinic patient's butt and makes another enemy.	10.30.2006 11.05.2006	B	Sara M
3-5 Extra	"You Get To Basically Be An Ass On Paper And Channel Your Twelve-Year-Old Self" The Garrett Lerner Interview - House co-executive producer Garrett Lerner tells us how he and his twelve-year-old self help to make House the sarcastic ass we can't help loving.	10.26.2006 10.26.2006	A+	Sara M
3-4 Recap	You Are What You Eat Lines In The Sand - An autistic boy with the tendency to eat animal poop-filled sand is the Patient of the Week. The teenager from last week with the scary crush on House is back, but it turns out that she just ingested some fungi that made her into a fun girl. And Cameron apparently ate some Nosy-Os, as she eschews work in favor of figuring out why House wants his old bloodstained carpet back.	09.25.2006 10.01.2006	B-	Sara M
3-3 Recap	Life Is Not A Cabaret Informed Consent - House tackles the issue of doctor-assisted suicide when a patient, played by Joel Grey, asks House to kill him, even though he doesn't have a terminal diagnosis. Or any diagnosis. But who cares about that, when we can focus on Cameron learning a lesson and developing as a person and a doctor. By killing her patient.	09.18.2006 09.24.2006	B-	Sara M
3-2 Recap	Paranormal And Paraplegics Cane & Able - Wilson and Cuddy conspire to keep the truth from House that he cured a man who was wheelchair-bound for eight years, while House investigates a boy who claims he was abducted by aliens and has the bleeding ass to prove it.	09.11.2006 09.17.2006	B+	Sara M
3-1 Recap	Meaningless Meaning - House got shot last season, and all we got was this lousy episode where his thigh muscle magically regrows and he tries to help his patients instead of hurting them and winds up doing both in between jogs and skateboarding sessions.	09.04.2006 09.10.2006	C-	Sara M
2-24 Recap	Ballbuster No Reason - House is shot and wakes up in the ICU with a healed leg and an increasingly loose grasp on reality, taking the audience with him. By the end, no one knows what, if anything, in this episode is real. We really hope, for House's sake, that the Patient of the Week's exploding body parts are not.	05.22.2006 05.28.2006	B+	Sara M
2-23 Recap	Hurricrap Katrina Who's Your Daddy? - House cashes in on real tragedy with a Patient of the Week who lost everything in the disaster, earning her House's undying hatred and distrust. He does such a good job of treating her that she craps out of her mouth and her lungs turn into Swiss cheese.	05.15.2006 05.21.2006	F	Sara M
2-22 Recap	Take Your Vitamins Forever - Not only will they make you big and strong, but they'll also prevent you from going insane and trying to murder your own baby. Chase can't afford vitamins, though, because Daddy wrote him out of the will and now he's so poor he has to work in NICU. And Foreman is back from the brink of death with a happy new life-loving attitude that pisses everyone off.	05.08.2006 05.14.2006	B	Sara M
2-21 Recap	Black Matter, White Matter Euphoria, Part II - Foreman is on the fast track to death unless House can figure out what's wrong with him. Myriad things are tried, but none of them work, leaving the physicians with only one choice: a white matter brain biopsy that may well leave Foreman worse off than the disease. House doesn't want to do it, but it's not his choice: it's Cameron's.	05.02.2006 05.07.2006	A	Sara M
2-20 Recap	Staff Infection Euphoria, Part I - We all knew it had to happen sooner or later, and it was sooner: one of House's staff catches a disease from a Patient of the Week. Foreman's the unlucky one, but he isn't the unluckiest one. That honor would go to the Patient of the Week, who dies before House and the team can find a cure.	05.01.2006 05.05.2006	B-	Sara M
2-19 Recap	House Vs. God House Vs. God - We can't improve on that episode title, which is obviously the best of all time. House's latest patient is a teenaged faith healer, who manages to "heal" one of Wilson's terminal cases. House would rather figure out how this happened and let the woman know that her cancer is still as bad as it ever was than believe that God is a better doctor than he is.	04.24.2006 04.30.2006	B	Sara M
2-18 Recap	The Sandman Cometh Sleeping Dogs Lie - But not to Hannah, who's been awake for ten days and will die if she doesn't sleep by the eleventh. Fortunately, Cameron is around to send us all into dreamland with her moral outrage over everything.	04.17.2006 04.23.2006	A	Sara M
2-17 Recap	Moby Sick All In - When a boy has the same symptoms as a patient of House's who died before he could diagnose her twelve years ago, he goes into obsessed Captain Ahab mode and will stop at nothing to track down his White Whale disease during a Black Tie event.	04.10.2006 04.16.2006	B+	Sara M
2-16 Recap	Sex Kills, Again Safe - For the fiftieth time on this show, someone has sex and almost dies. This time, it's a girl with ridiculously dangerous allergies and an "overprotective" mother who doesn't seem to do all that much to deserve her reputation. House and Wilson live together and engage in a prank war, although it's really just House pulling the pranks and they all backfire on him anyway, leaving his dishes undone and his couch filled with pee.	04.03.2006 04.09.2006	B-	Sara M
2-15 Recap	AU, Stop Poisoning Me With Gold Clueless - Having hit many obstacles in this week's medical caper, House suggests looking deep inside a woman to see if she's poisoning her husband to death. And if that's the only way House can think of to score a little honey, he's officially been shacking up with a dude for too long.	03.27.2006 03.30.2006	B+	Djb
2-14 Recap	This Show Is Written By Puritans Sex Kills - Everyone cheats on his or her spouse and pays for that sin with some bad-cheese-related heart failure, gonorrhea-related fatal car accidents, and, worst of all, having to move in with House. The only person who isn't having sex is a guy who really, really wants to have sex with his hot mom.	03.06.2006 03.12.2006	B-	Sara M
2-13 Recap	Skin Is Deep, Balls Are Deeper Skin Deep - House suffers from leg pain as he tries to treat a young female supermodel who's not very super or very female after all.	02.19.2006 02.25.2006	A	Sara M
2-12 Recap	ATV And LSD Distractions - When he isn't getting revenge on a med-school classmate by giving himself the Worst Migraine Ever, doing LSD, and calling a hooker over to his apartment, House treats a kid with a brain disorder that gives him orgasms and fiery ATV crashes.	02.13.2006 02.19.2006	C+	Sara M
2-11 Recap	Need To Go Need To Know - Stacy and House finally have sex, and then he dumps her for good. Hooray! The patient of the week would rather give herself all kinds of medical problems than tell her extremely stupid husband the truth. She gets cured, but doesn't learn her lesson.	02.06.2006 02.12.2006	B-	Sara M
2-10 Recap	Failure To Scintillate Failure To Communicate - A series of rather ridiculous plot contrivances bring us a reporter who's lost the ability to speak or write, House stranded at an airport with Stacy and her insatiable hunger for curry, the Cottages running around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to figure out what's wrong with their patients and missing the most obvious of clues, and Wilson and Cuddy not having much to do at all.	01.09.2006 01.16.2006	C	Sara M
2-9 Recap	Decepticon Deception - Patient Anica is more than meets the eye: her symptoms indicate Cushing's, but there's no cortisol-secreting tumor in sight. Cameron tries to transform into someone cool and smart, with good results, while Foreman tries to transform into an administrator, with bad results. Optimus Prime does not appear in this episode.	12.12.2005 12.18.2005	B+	Sara M
2-8 Recap	Unhappy Accident The Mistake - Chase and House have to go in front of a peer review committee to determine whether Chase made a mistake that ultimately led to a woman's death, and we all go on a journey through the organ black market, living donor transplants, awesome continuity, elementary school talent shows, and, of course, seemingly endless discussions about Stacy and House's non-relationship.	11.28.2005 12.04.2005	B+	Sara M
2-7 Recap	Hunting For Ratings Hunting - If you like House the Jerk, then you'll love the manipulative bastard he truly becomes in this episode as he attacks his patient's father with his cane (and with a few allegations that the guy's dead wife was sleeping around), and uses the information from Stacy's purloined therapy files to make himself look charming and thoughtful to either get her fired or win her back or both! As an added bonus, you also get to watch the similarly unlikable actions taken by his meth-using and co-worker-on-drugs-doing staff! And if you like Cuddy or Foreman, you'll be disappointed. Again.	11.21.2005 11.27.2005	C+	Sara M
2-6 Recap	Cheaters Never Win (Except For Sometimes) Spin - When House and his team treat a cyclist who admits to illegally enhancing his biking performance, their own cheating ways come to light: Wilson cheats on his wives, House cheats to get secret information about Stacy, and Cameron thought about cheating once, but was too saintly to actually go through with it, making her especially resentful of those who do and get away with it. Oddly, she has no problem leaking confidential patient information to the press and framing the morgue for it.	11.14.2005 11.20.2005	A	Sara M
2-5 Recap	Shock And Aww Daddy's Boy - A Princeton almost-grad has shock-like symptoms, sphincter paralysis, and a dead mother his well-meaning father lied about. House tries to avoid seeing his visiting parents, because he hates his truth-telling military father. His mother, on the other hand, is surprisingly sweet and nice and tells House he's perfect.	11.07.2005 11.13.2005	B+	Sara M
2-4 Recap	That Isn't The Question TB Or Not TB - Because we know Dr. Sebastian "Africa-Saver" Charles has TB. We just don't know what's really killing him, why House hates people who do nice things, or whether Cameron will ever be attracted to a man who isn't about to die.	10.31.2005 11.06.2005	C+	Sara M
2-3 Recap	All The King's Houses Humpty Dumpty - Cuddy's hot Latino handyman falls off her roof, and his fingers turn black, bringing House and his team onto the case, along with a whole lotta "did they or didn't they?" questions about Cuddy and House's history. By the end, the handyman loses a hand before House figures out what's wrong with him, but we never figure out whether House and Cuddy did it.	09.26.2005 10.02.2005	B+	Sara M
2-2 Recap	Crossing The Line Autopsy - House crosses the line from likable curmudgeon to mean SOB. Cameron crosses the line from annoyingly over-emotional and useless character to confident and capable doctor. Chase straddles the line between sweet guy and creepy pedophile. And patient Andie goes back and forth between life and death.	09.19.2005 09.25.2005	B-	Sara M
2-1 Recap	Doin' It And Doin' It And Doin' It Well Acceptance - LL Cool J guest stars as a Death Row inmate with a Mysterious Illness. House cures him because he does his job well, even if it does involve getting wasted and hacking into the hospital computer's mainframe. Cameron refuses to tell her patient that she has terminal lung cancer, because she doesn't do her job well at all. Also, Foreman is black.	09.12.2005 09.18.2005	B-	Sara M
1-22 Recap	We'll Never Have Paris Honeymoon - At Stacy's request, House treats Stacy's husband, whose Mystery Disease is so mysterious that no one, including the husband himself, thinks there's actually anything wrong with him. And yet, he's subjected to a barrage of expensive and painful tests and surgeries, because Stacy always gets what Stacy wants. House, on the other hand, can only try sometimes and get what he needs. And that is drugs.	05.23.2005 09.06.2005	B+	Sara M
1-21 Recap	Something For Everyone Three Stories - House gives a diagnostic-medicine lecture about three patients with leg pain that manages to include Carmen Electra, young ladies playing volleyball, lots of Cuddy being awesome, a shot of House's bare chest, and a cute puppy. Everyone should walk away happy. Unless, of course, your significant other had your thigh muscles cut up against your express wishes. Then you'll have to limp. Sadly.	05.16.2005 08.31.2005	A+	Sara M
1-20 Recap	Hurts So Good Love Hurts - House tends to two couples whose relationships may be fraught with physical pain, including vaginal tearing and strangulation-induced strokes, but they still manage to look like more fun that House and Cameron's date, which, hopefully, won't be repeated.	05.09.2005 08.28.2005	B-	Sara M
1-19 Recap	Moral Morales Kids - Ladies, there'll be hell to pay if you don't act right! 'Cause if you have underaged, unmarried sex or wear the wrong clothes or shoes to work, you'll either get pregnant and almost die, be a source of amusement for male co-workers, or your shallow, insecure ass won't get hired! Good thing we have Upstanding Citizen Cameron in this world to show us how to blackmail your boss into taking you out on a date.	05.02.2005 08.25.2005	B	Sara M
1-18 Recap	Cameron-Free is the Way to Be! Babies & Bathwater - Cameron does not appear in this episode, meaning that Wilson and Cuddy get lots of stuff to do, and it's Vogler's swan song. It's truly great TV. Sara M doesn't think that's a coincidence.	04.18.2005 08.23.2005	A+	Sara M
1-17 Recap	Know Your Role Role Model - Vogler's is still the irredeemable Bad Guy. Cameron's is still the girl who can't deal with her schoolgirl crush like a normal person. The A-plot patient, a senator and presidential hopeful who refuses to believe he has AIDS even after testing positive for it, is to show House that winning isn't everything. And the B-plot patient's is to show us all how multitasking can help us make the most of our nights.	04.11.2005 08.18.2005	C	Sara M
1-16 Recap	A Bevy Of Heavy Heavy - A girl whose heaviness precludes her from having any friends has a heart attack, and then her skin starts to die. Was it caused by diet pills and Cameron's bumbling, or something else? Does a proud, if heavy clinic patient have natural curves, or something else? And could those "Vogler is evil!" anvils be any heavier?	03.28.2005 08.14.2005	C-	Sara M
1-15 Recap	Brothers In Harms Mob Rules - A mobster threatens House and slaps Chase when his brother's secret homosexuality puts him in a coma. Down in the Clinic, another set of brothers make return visits because the older brother can't watch his baby brother well enough to prevent him from sticking things up his nose. And Vogler tries to fire House, but Cuddy bargains him down to letting one of the Cottages go.	03.21.2005 08.10.2005	C+	Sara M
1-14 Recap	Women Have No Control Control - Especially if their names begin with "C." Cuddy, Cameron, and Patient of the Week Carly all try to maintain, or in Cameron's case, create, their positions of power. And all of them are toppled by men, or in Carly's case, a bulimia-caused heart failure. Also, Chase screws up an angiogram due to the presence of a female. Why do we even let women have jobs?	03.14.2005 08.07.2005	C+	Sara M
1-13 Recap	Right And Wrong Cursed - House plays Chase and his father against each other to satisfy his curiosity about their relationship, and also because he might -- just might -- care. Both Chase men end up being right and wrong about their diagnoses of a young boy whose hero-worship of his dad is about to crumble like a leper's face -- a metaphor that is also both right and wrong.	02.28.2005 08.04.2005	A	Sara M
1-12 Recap	Water Sports Sports Medicine - A baseball player's arm breaks due to his having unusually thin bones because of a Mysterious Disease. It looks like the only cure for what ails him is a kidney transplant that will also mean the death of his unborn child. Fortunately, he pees on House and that makes everyone happy.	02.21.2005 08.01.2005	B	Sara M
1-11 Recap	No Pain, No Gain Detox - When Cuddy dares him to go off the Vicodin for a week, and dangles a month of no clinic duty in front of him as incentive, House detoxes -- and biffs a diagnosis. Or does he? Because he says he's fine. Also, it's an Election/Mean Girls reunion.	02.14.2005 07.30.2005	B	Sars
1-10 Recap	Herstories Histories - Two women have questionable medical histories due to eating disorder-related amnesia or guilt-related homelessness. Foreman makes his personal feelings about the homeless known to all, while Wilson makes his known only to House.	02.07.2005 07.29.2005	A	Sara M
1-9 Recap	Tenacious G DNR - Nor ALS diagnosis, nor signed DNR, nor restraining order can keep House from giving a trumpet player an unsolicited second opinion.	01.31.2005 07.23.2005	B+	Sara M
1-8 Recap	Oedipus Complex Poison - The dynamic relationships of mothers and sons weave throughout this episode's A and B cases, the former being a dying teen whose mother clashes with everyone on staff, and the latter being an insufferable adult who dismisses his elderly mother's newfound love of Ashton Kutcher, and then House, as nothing to worry about when she actually has syphilitic brain damage.	01.24.2005 07.17.2005	B	Sara M
1-7 Recap	Low Fidelity Fidelity - A wife has African Sleeping Sickness, but the only way she could have gotten it was if she or her seemingly devoted husband cheated. The doctors can't treat her until the guilty party fesses up, but no one's talking, except Cameron and her Issues.	12.27.2004 07.13.2005	B-	Sara M
1-6 Recap	Pennies From Hell The Socratic Method - If you aren't convinced that copper is the work of the devil after this episode, you never will be. The mother of Friedman from Joan of Arcadia is schizophrenic and bleeds a lot. By finding out that she has liver cancer, House is able to determine that she's not crazy -- she just has too much copper in her body. There's some stuff about Socrates too, but you'd be better off reading the original.	12.20.2004 07.10.2005	B-	Couch Baron
1-5 Recap	Lord, Have Mercy! Damned If You Do - Because after a nun has been through several treatments from House, she surely needs it. A horribly bewigged Elizabeth Mitchell plays a nun who comes to House to cure her mysterious allergic reaction. He does, via dipping her toes in the river Styx several times. But he just can't kill her on Christmas. Joy to the world!	12.13.2004 07.05.2005	B+	Couch Baron
1-4 Recap	Maybe Dead Baby Maternity - House sentences a baby to death in order to find out what is infecting five others, and yet Cameron and her Issues manage to come off the worst.	12.06.2004 07.01.2005	A	Sara M
1-3 Recap	The Simplest Explanation... Occam's Razor - ...is don't trust your pharmacist, because he'll try to kill you. House will too, but at least he'll save your life in the end.	11.29.2004 06.26.2005	B	Sara M
1-2 Recap	Re: Lax Paternity - A high-school lacrosse player's night terrors and double vision indicates that he has Multiple Sclerosis. So, of course, he doesn't.	11.22.2004 06.19.2005	B+	Sara M
1-1 Recap	Cane And Able Pilot - Meet Dr. House, a cane-wielding infectious-disease doctor who refuses to do his job and eats Vicodins like candy. If you're a patient, he won't see you. But if you're a hot girl, a black criminal, or an over-privileged white guy, he'll let you work for him. And if you're Robert Sean Leonard, he might even be a little bit nice to you.	11.15.2004 06.13.2005	B+	Sara M

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