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Both Sides Now - A couple eats at a restaurant. The man complains loudly and often about the quality of the food while the woman tries to be positive and hopefully makes a mental note to ask her therapist why she keeps dating men...

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Season Finales 2009: The Best and Worst

Season Finales 2009: The Best and Worst

We look back at the season enders from this year that wowed and disappointed us.

House: Most Ridiculous Patients

House: Most Ridiculous Patients

The only thing crazier than House without his pain pills are these patient-of-the-week plots.

TV Couples: Playing Cupid With Favorite Characters

TV Couples: Playing Cupid With Favorite Characters

We pair up some unlikely TV characters that we think would make good love connections.

TV Bachelors: Rating TV's Most Eligible

TV Bachelors: Rating TV's Most Eligible

Sure some of the guys on TV are insanely hot, but does that make them good boyfriend material? We've got the pros and cons of dating them.

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No Prior Knowledge: House

Vlogger Sean Crespo prescribes new plotlines, and even a prequel, for "House" -- even though he's never seen the show.

RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE

Latest Episode

5-24
Recap

Raise Your Alien Hand If You're Sure

Both Sides Now - Sara M recaps as House treats a deodorant-loving man whose hand has a mind of its own, only to find out that his own mind has a mind of its own, too.

2009.05.11
2009.05.18
A-

Sara M

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Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

5-23
Recap

Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer

Under My Skin - Sara M recaps as hallucinating House treats a ballerina by making her skin fall off and Cuddy treats him to some post-detox sex.

2009.05.04
2009.05.11
B

Sara M

5-22
Recap

The Perils of Multitasking

House Divided - Sara M recaps as House and his subconscious, played by CTB, attempt to treat a deaf patient while simultaneously planning Chase's bachelor party. Neither event is a particular success.

2009.04.27
2009.05.01
B+

Sara M

5-21
Recap

Mirth Day

Saviors - Sara M recaps as House treats an environmental activist whose relationship issues are contagious, causing Cameron and Chase to break up for a few minutes before getting engaged. House solves everything and goes home triumphant and almost happy -- until a former Cottage pays him a visit.

2009.04.13
2009.04.20
A-

Sara M

5-20
Recap

Carnival

Simple Explanation - Sara M recaps as three people are determined to kill themselves. One succeeds.

2009.04.06
2009.04.13
C

Sara M

5-19
Recap

Poor Lee, Doing Poorly

Locked In - Sara M recaps as House treats a man named Lee who can't move except to blink his eyes. Kumar does all the work while Wilson tries to find out why House is getting in motorcycle accidents in New York State. And Foreman gets all bent out of shape over a stupid bracelet.

2009.03.30
2009.04.03
A-

Sara M

5-18
Recap

Debby Downer

Here Kitty - Sara M recaps as House takes on a cat named Debby that can predict nursing home deaths while Taub takes on recession-fueled poverty.

2009.03.16
2009.03.23
B+

Sara M

5-17
Recap

Double House, Double Wilson

The Social Contract - Sara M recaps as House treats a man with brain damage that makes him act like House himself, but is too busy dealing with Wilson and his long-lost brother to take full advantage of it.

2009.03.09
2009.03.16
B+

Sara M

5-16
Recap

Identity Crisis

The Softer Side - Sara M recaps as House, whose new methadone painkiller has put him in a clean-shaven, suit-wearing good mood, treats a boy who is actually part girl. Meanwhile, Hadley identifies with the patient and ruins his life.

2009.02.23
2009.03.02
A-

Sara M

5-15
Recap

Personal Jesus

Unfaithful - Sara M recaps as House treats a priest who's lost his faith but is hallucinating Jesus. Hadley and Foreman get more screen time than ever, and Cuddy can't stop straddling the fence when it comes to her feelings for House.

2009.02.16
2009.02.23
B

Sara M

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