After a Touch Of Evil-style long take through the darkened streets of Fox's New York City backlot, we enter a church filled with singing and cheering parishioners. They're guided by a Frankie Muniz-looking kid (although this kid is, of course, much better looking than Frankie Muniz because...you know, anyone is), who tells them a Bible story about a guy who felt sick and went to a doctor instead of God. Not that there's anything wrong with that, the kid is quick to point out, before he can get sued faster than that infomercial guy who tried to say his calcium supplements cured cancer, but doctors tend to be blinded by the fact that, without God, nothing is possible. With that, the kid places his hand on the forehead of an older woman who's leaning against her walker. In what is probably an intentionally hilarious shot, two blind guys in the corner look around cluelessly. After waiting the allotted time for God to move through his hand into the woman's forehead to magically heal her, the kid takes Agnes's walker away, and tells her to have faith that her leg problems have been cured. He gets the crowd revved up to cheer for Agnes, and she takes a few tentative steps forward. She's cured! The kid, however, is having problems of his own. As he lifts his arms up to God, the Magic School Bus Cam goes flying into his gut, where something stretches and cracks. The kid responds to this by doubling over and falling to the floor in pain. His father runs up, and the kid asks him to get a doctor. I guess you don't need Jesus when you've got a good health insurance plan.
House strolls into work looking extremely cool in his motorcycle jacket and the sunglasses. Wilson confronts him about a DVD player he left at House's place when he moved out to parts unknown between the last episode and this one, which House has yet again failed to bring to work with him. That's no problem for Wilson, though, since he can just come pick it up...Thursday night, perhaps? But House would rather bring the DVD player in tomorrow, as Wilson guesses that Thursday night is House's poker night, and that Wilson is not invited to it no matter how much he wants to be. And he really, really wants to be. After watching House's maverick poker skills a few weeks ago, I wouldn't be so eager to play against him, but I'm one of those people who doesn't like losing money.














