Chase and Cameron check out their new patient. Their new patient checks out Chase. "He's too pretty to be straight," he pronounces. Now, I know Chase might seem effeminate, Kalvin, but he's actually just Australian. When he doesn't get the reaction he wants out of Chase, Kalvin moves onto Cameron and makes fun of how her busy doctor workload must leave her no time for dating. I assume my "Cameron's talking about her Poor Dead Husband" cringe, but shockingly, Cameron just shrugs it off. That's almost a shame, because it would have been really funny if Cameron had busted out with an "actually, I did used to date -- before I met my husband WHO DIED THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP," and then we got to see Kalvin's resulting "whoops! Foot in mouth!" expression, but Cameron just asks Kalvin for a family history. He says that his mother died from diabetes, and that the last time Kalvin saw him, his father had cirrhosis. But Kalvin would much rather talk about Cameron, and how she's confusing a satisfying job with a satisfying love life. "I have fun," Cameron insists. "Yeah, she's got some scheduled for February," Chase says. Cameron throws Chase a hurt look as Chase asks Kalvin to elaborate on his relationship with his father. Kalvin says that his dad threw him out when he was sixteen, implying that it was because his father couldn't handle having a gay son. "Dads can be real sweethearts," Chase says. "Sensitive and cute!" Kalvin sighs. "He's cute," Cameron says, reserving the sensitive part for people who don't mock Fun February.