Shockingly, House ends up at a packed church. But no, he hasn't found God. He found the invitation the hooker left him and decided to take her up on it. And her "donkey show" is actually a Christmas pageant, in which she plays the Virgin Mary. She enters the stage on a sick donkey, somehow spots House in the crowd, and flashes that creepy hooker smile. House returns it with one of his own. Not only does he get to watch a hooker play the Virgin Mary, but then he's probably going to have sex with her. For free! I'm just glad we aren't watching a real donkey show, although even that might have been less inappropriate than the episode we just saw.
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