House
House

Episode Report Card
Sara M: B | 1207 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT
You Are What You Eat

Soon Cuddy breezes into the parking lot for no reason other than to catch House with Ali. He asks her for directions to the Icelandic consulate, because it's always smart to give these mentally unbalanced stalkers hope, and she says that security apparently did its job and saw the girl and told Cuddy, who rushed out here to deal with the girl herself instead of calling the police. "Go home," she tells her; "NOW." Ali pouts like the little girl she is, but starts to leave anyway. Cuddy threatens to call the police if Ali comes back. Hopefully, Ali won't have any medical emergencies near PPTH in the near future. She gives House a "flirty" smile and shakes her tushy out of there. House does not get any insight into Adam's condition from looking at her ass this time. He tells Cuddy that he's feeling a "little frisky" and would be willing to take it out on Cuddy, who responds with a surprising "I'm ovulating -- let's go!" House does not take her up on the offer. Damn. On the positive side, though, if what Cuddy said was true, then it means she can't be pregnant, right? Please please please no. House tries to broker a deal with Cuddy: he'll forget about Ali if she gives him his carpet or he'll forget about the carpet if she gives him Ali, but only gets Cuddy's retreating back for an answer.

The next day, Foreman goes around Adam's backyard and bags everything.

This time, it really is House playing the PSP. The Cottages enter with news: Foreman found jimson weed in the backyard. I know a lot about jimson weed, thanks to one of my middle school classmate's decision to try it and subsequent hospital visit. We all had to sit in jimson weed lectures for like a week and there were posters lining the hallways telling us how evil and dangerous the stuff was, so we should certainly not take some from the patch growing on school grounds. Anyway, jimson weed is a hallucinogen that could cause all of Adam's symptoms. But Cameron doesn't care about that; she wants to know why House is having them meet in an empty patient room, which she doesn't think will upset Cuddy. Why do you care, Cameron? Just accept that your boss is being a weirdo and move on and do your job like everyone else. House agrees with me: "Why can't you be like all the other age-inappropriate girls who have a thing for me? Just accept me for me." And then he asks Chase to continue talking about their case, and Chase says the treatment for a jimson weed overdose could be dangerous for someone with Adam's heart issues, so they'll have to be absolutely sure that jimson weed is the problem. The test for this will take longer than they have, of course, so they'll have to figure it out another way. And Adam certainly won't be telling them anything. Or will he?

House

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP