Foreman tries to do an echocardiogram in Autisto-vision. It's not going well. When Foreman finally does complete his task, it's even worse. "Is his heart okay?" Dad asks. "No," Foreman gravely whispers, like he even cares.
So now Adam has a conduction abnormality in his heart. It doesn't explain the pleural effusion, so they're looking for something that would cause that and the heart problem. They rule out infection, while Cameron rules out House and Cuddy's fight being a power play. OH, MY GOD CAMERON! PAY ATTENTION! How does she still have job? I get yelled at when I ask my boss if we can get a fish tank to make the office look prettier, and she gets away with this? What the hell? Anyway, Cameron has pieced the clues together and figured that since they are now working in an empty office space, House can't be doing this just to piss off Cuddy, but must have a sincere issue with his new carpet. Then a parade of serious, suit-clad businesspeople enter the room and crap on her parade. This empty room is actually the site of a meeting Cuddy had booked for right now. Ha ha! Anyway, House won't leave the room until he's good and ready. And once he's assigned the Cottages to do more tests on Adam, he is. The Cottages take off, and Cuddy asks to speak with House outside.
Cuddy doesn't want to talk about House's temper tantrum, though. Ali called the Clinic fifteen times today looking for House, which makes her a stalker in Cuddy's mind. House takes offense, saying that Ali might just find him interesting and attractive and not be insane at all. Cuddy says that fifteen phone calls is way too interested and she is notifying security. Yeah, that should do a lot. If PPTH's crack security forces can't do anything about a guy who shoots hospital staff in broad daylight, I doubt they'll do much about some teenager with a crush. House tells her not to because he's having fun. But not sex, he says. "Men are stupid. I'm notifying security," Cuddy says. With that, she thinks she can just walk into her meeting and be free of House, but he stands outside and screams, "You can't stop our love!" The businessmen look uncomfortable. Cuddy looks pained and embarrassed. House observes these reactions with a triumphant smile. I love this show.