So they end up sticking Evan in a bed hooked up to monitors and toss him a porno mag and tell him to go to town. "This is humiliating," Evan says. Honestly, if the guy has psychological problems getting hard, how is putting him on stage to do it going to make it any easier? I should think even men with no physical or psychological problems would have some trouble in this situation. Biana and Kumar will be monitoring the test from behind some closed blinds to make it less humiliating. Also so they can talk about life and stuff. Kumar doesn't understand how someone with the "coolest gig ever" could be so unhappy. Is he stupid or naïve or both? Plenty of people with cool jobs have committed suicide. Biana asks Kumar if he's ever had a job that made him miserable. Kumar has not. I hate him even more just for that. As for Biana, she says she's "not particularly" happy as one of House's fellows, whatever that means.You know who would have been happy to be one of House's fellows? CTB. Or even Weird Beard. Give the job to one of them if you can't hack it, Biana. And while you're at it, get a name! At that, the Cottages note that Evan's vitals are climbing, just like, apparently, his penis. Biana scoffs that House was wrong again -- Evan's penis is performing just fine. Suddenly, the lines on Kumar's "tumescence monitor" go down. Kumar lets out a "poor guy" laugh as Biana asks if Evan has finished already. Kumar tries to help a brother out and explains that sometimes if you haven't released in a while it happens pretty quickly. Biana makes a mental note to stick with the ladies, who don't have all of this messy malfunctioning external wiring to deal with, and turns back to her monitor, where Evan's heart rate is through the roof. They open the blinds to see Evan clutching his heart. Heart attacks can kill a hard on.