House decides to make Nash's last hours on Earth that much more fun by rubbing in the fact that there are no cards or flowers or people at his bedside. House guesses that Nash is either a lighthouse keeper or "a miserable bastard." Nash says he was a classics professor at Princeton, so that rules out the lighthouse keeper thing. House says he has the power to unlock Nash's morphine pump, thus allowing him to up his dosage and meet death all high and stuff. And unconscious, so House will be able to watch his TV in peace. "Win-win!" House says. But Nash turns the offer down. House calls him a "loser" and insists that Nash take him up on his offer. Nash thinks House's persistence has more to do with House wishing he could ease his own pain than Nash's. Well, obviously.
Meanwhile, there's a helicopter flying over PPTH, just in case the baby found its way up to the roof or something. In the cafeteria, Hadley picks truth (have they done any dares yet? LAME) and Wilson asks how her dad reacted to her being bisexual. She says he made her tea, smiled, and said he supported her, just like he does with everything else she apparently tells him. Even the Huntington's diagnosis? Because that seems kind of mean. SHOCKINGLY, Wilson picks truth, and Hadley asks if he's dating anybody. That is a lame question for someone who professes to be the queen of Truth or Dare. "Now? No," Wilson says. Hadley finds Wilson's addition of a modifier interesting, even though it isn't. Then she picks truth. "When you were dating Foreman," Wilson starts, only to be stopped by Hadley, who decides that personal information about Foreman or their relationship should be kept private. Wilson says that's the freaking point of Truth or Dare -- to get people to admit or do things they don't want to. Hadley shuts down, and Wilson says that's her problem -- she pretends she's so liberal and open, but not when it's actually about anything interesting. Hadley selects dare, but says it can't contain nudity. Dumbass -- now that's the only thing Wilson wants her to do, and his dare is that she flash Taub. "That is the most idiotic dare ever!" Hadley declares; "have you ever played this game?" First of all, I have a feeling that Wilson has played it. Often. At slumber parties. And second, she's only saying that to try to get him to think of something else because she doesn't want to do it. Oh, also because there's no way that Hadley can do it now while they're on lockdown, and you can't really give future dares. But she promises she'll do it, perhaps tomorrow or next year, because she's "honor-bound." Wilson seems fairly bummed that he didn't ask her to flash him.