House

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So this episode is shot partially from the perspective of a guy who can't move, which means it should be pretty cool to watch and make productive and good use of my arch nemesis Deran Serafian's directorial talents. Except that, skipping ahead here, he isn't directing this week. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's a shame. We get various glimpses of hospital things and personnel that you might see if you were lying on your back looking up, mostly blurry as I'm assuming the eyes this POV belongs to try to focus and he drops in and out of consciousness. He wonders what's wrong with his legs and groggily asks someone to talk to him, but all he gets is a doctor standing over him sighing that he has a "great heart for transplant." That's one of the worst things you can hear in a hospital, followed of course by "oops!" or possibly "ohmigod WHAT IS THAT????" But there's hope on the horizon, as a familiar voice with a familiar slight lisp calls out that removing the organs from live patients is kind of unethical. "Get back in your bed please, Mr. House," the unethical doctor responds. "It's actually Dr. House," House says, and we see his arm come into focus as he moves to the patient's bedside. His shirt sleeve is ripped and there's a bloody bandage on his arm. House medical crisis #14,503,442,345! The unethical doctor exposits that House is in this hospital because he was in a motorcycle accident so he can get back in bed and stop trying to consult. House exposits that he suffered a mere flesh wound to his elbow. As for the patient, the unethical doctor says, "he's brain dead. So drop it." "No I'm not!" patient says. But he obviously isn't saying any of this out loud, so House will have to prove his case. He points out some brain waves on the patient's monitors. The unethical doctor doesn't think they mean anything. Really? If a guy is truly brain dead, I'd think that would mean it was too dead to produce any waves at all. Meanwhile, he isn't responding to pain or stimuli, so he must be brain dead, case closed for Dr. Unethical. This is why people don't like to be organ donors. They're always afraid of getting the one doctor who's in a hurry and knows a nice little girl their heart is a perfect match for. House points out that the patient's eye is following his movements. Dr. Unethical smugly calls that an "involuntary reflex," pointing out that as a doctor, House should really know that. Now that he's sufficiently baited House to do any and everything to prove him wrong, House leans over and comes into view. He looks directly into our patient (and therefore, our) eyes and says "I also know about locked-in syndrome." I know about it too, and it sucks. I think I'd rather be dead. House asks the patient to blink if he can hear him. He does. "This is gonna be fun," House says. Not for the guy who's locked-in, I'd wager.

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