Blythe tucks in a sleepy Park. House wants to know how she knows about bad trips. In the next room, Bell and Wilson are looking at a photo album. Bell offers House a handshake. House no-sells it, so Bell gives him a hug instead, claiming that they're "practically family now." Wilson says he invited them out for dinner.

Melissa offers Will a drink through a straw, and then tells him that on the break, she didn't see anyone else because she just loves him so much. Then he starts coughing up a lot of blood.

Melissa asks Taub if he'll be okay. Taub doesn't know yet! Will insists on telling Melissa something very important. The team gathers outside the room and Park describes some of her hallucinations: everyone tried to kiss her! There are various suggestions, and then Melissa walks past them near tears. Taub says she's young and hot, so she'll be fine. Park says she put on 82 pounds in that situation. "People called me Park. Ing. Lot."

House has brought Dominika to meet his mother and the man she's sleeping with. Wilson is uncomfortable.

Adams pontificates on how she sees people with disabilities all the time. Well, sure. She works at a hospital. That's going to happen. Chase thinks she's writing a Facebook post. The scene is interrupted by the MRI machine not malfunctioning at all. It just shows that the clot is there in his lung.

House cheerfully admits the green card plan. Bell approves. And Blythe already knows he was in jail, because she's been reading the Princeton Police Blotter ever since House moved here. And she has something to tell him, too: She and Bell got married two months after House's father died. He digs for any other secrets. They don't have anything. So he reveals the results of his DNA test. And then his birthmark! Bell is outraged that he's a pill-popping lunatic. Also that Blythe lied about him being a preemie. Blythe demands an apology. Bell leaves for some fresh air.

BEEP BEEP BEEP! Will screams for help. His eyes feel like they're on fire!