Foreman and Chase share an elevator so Foreman can accuse Chase of hiring Dr. Kelly to sleep with her. Chase says if Foreman is so interested in his life now, they should go bowling. Chase loves bowling! He says he interviewed Dr. Kelly and she was smart and qualified. Foreman doubts this, saying that she got only decent grades at an only decent med school. Yeah, and Foreman was on academic probation when he was in med school. So what? Chase says that Dr. Kelly was the editor of the Rutgers daily newspaper as an undergrad, which really isn't as impressive as Chase thinks it is. But I guess it shows that Dr. Kelly is well-rounded? "You saw what you wanted to see," Foreman says, not convinced.
Billy is not happy to hear the latest theory on what's wrong with his wife, as it involves the ex-husband he didn't even know about breaking into their house and trying to kill her. Margaret apologizes again, but Billy leaves.
Cuddy finds House in the Clinic and asks him about his masseuse. House says her name is "Brandi." He didn't say if it was spelled with an I or a Y, but I think I'm right on this one. Cuddy says that Brandi seems "a little bit slutty." Why, because of her outfit, Cuddy? Because you wear stuff like that at work, too, so you probably shouldn't judge. House says that makes sense, as Brandi is a hooker. "Did you have sex with her?" Cuddy asks. You probably don't want to know the answer to that question, Cuddy. House says he didn't last night, as he is in a committed relationship with Cuddy now. Before that, though, House used to receive a "massage plus happy ending." EW. I mean, I know it happens, but you don't admit it to your girlfriend! That's such a turn-off. I don't know if House is just clueless or pretending not to notice Cuddy's horrified expression. He says Brandi is the only massage therapist he's ever had who actually makes his leg feel better. I'll bet. Cuddy demands that House call her physical therapist and get all future massages from her. House doesn't want to, because he's an asshole and seriously the worst boyfriend ever. Well, except for Carl, although he isn't real so he doesn't count (spoiler alert!). Cuddy says she will not see House until he agrees to stop seeing Brandi. Way to get poor Brandi fired in this tough economy, Cuddy. She could at least give her a job on her team of nannies.