All work assigned to others, House heads for Wilson's office, but the door is locked and Wilson doesn't answer when his friend knocks. "I know you're in there!" says House. "I can hear you caring." Apparently, Wilson's cheesy line disease is spreading. House circumvents Wilson's locked front door by sneaking in through the balcony, where he finds Wilson rolling a joint on his desk. This is why we respect locked doors -- because they're often a sign that the person behind them wants privacy. Wilson claims that the drugs are for one of his patients, which I find especially hard to believe, seeing as I can barely get any of my doctors to spend more than five minutes with me let alone prepare my illegal substances. Not that I'd want them to -- if I ever get cancer, I'd want my oncologist to spend all his time curing me, not wasting it rolling my J's. Or talking to his best friend about girl problems, which is what Wilson and House are doing now. House wants to know what Stacy said when Wilson talked to her. Wilson says he thinks that Stacy is waiting for House to do something. Of course she is -- she'd hate to have to put in any more effort. House says he doesn't think Stacy would be able to leave her husband while he was in rehab -- "too much guilt." "She left you," Wilson points out. You see, Stacy only cares about other people's feelings when it's important to her own. If you don't make her happy because you're sick and dealing with your own issues, she'll find someone else. What a catch she is! House then tries to escape Wilson's office with one of the joints, but Wilson knows him too well to let that happen. Way to try to steal from cancer patients, there, asshole.

Cameron and Foreman spend some time together rooting through SuperMom's house. They find a bottle full of continuity and start discussing Cameron's follow-up HIV test, which she's been reluctant to take. Foreman's concern is purely selfish; he and House have a bet about whether or not Cameron will take the test. House is betting that Cameron is too scared to do it, while Foreman thinks she's too "anal" not to. Foreman seems to think that telling Cameron this will encourage her to take the test for his sake, when, really, she's probably more apt not to for House's because she likes him better. They don't find any drugs in the house, though. It's Cameron who thinks to check SuperMom's SuperCar, where she immediately finds a bottle of "Momma's Little Helper," a.k.a. Ritalin.