House surfaces in regular speed and is joined in the pool by several of the partiers, none of whom seem to mind that it's March. "What the hell are you doing?" Wilson asks. "What do you do when you win?!" House asks. "PARTY!" say the kids. "What do you do when you lose?!" he asks. "PARTY HARDER!" they tell their new hero. One of them hands him a beer. Wilson turns and leaves. Clearly, House doesn't want or need whatever he's offering right now.

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