Cut to Cuddy's front door. She is in her pajamas and going to answer the persistent knocking. She coldly tells House that he is drunk and he screwed up big time, but she lets him in anyway and sits while he begins his lecture. He announces that being happy and being in love with her make him a crappy doctor. Wisely Cuddy tells him to shut up, but, of course, he doesn't. He continues his proclamation that he knows she has made him a worse doctor and people are going to die because of it and it is entirely her fault, but you know what? SHE'S WORTH IT. Has someone been watching L'oreal commercials again? Cuddy looks almost bemused at the idea that people will die because of their love, when the correct response would be complete horror. People are going to die just so House can love her? No thank you. Time to cross Princeton Plainsboro off your list and see what other hospitals are in your Preferred Provider Network. But instead of shivering at the thought, she almost smiles as House collapses on the couch next to her. He loves her and that's all that matters. He chooses her! He puts his head on her lap and then announces that his head is on her vagina. She instructs him to go to sleep. Yeah, Cuddy, you're worth it. But is he? And with that I go back to not recapping this show. Quite happy about that right now.
Lulu Bates a.k.a. Melissa Locker is increasingly less interested in having House be her personal physician. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.
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